I know stars don't give points. Just let me know which one is your favorite!!!
101 Ways To Be Annoying
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting
entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while
talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and
then pointing it at the screen.
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that
this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub.%26quot;
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99
copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot;
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather
conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your
%26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors
upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace.%26quot;
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a
%26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a
can of Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to
your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play
along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the
neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward
silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the
room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard
Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist
to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright
warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental
movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary
mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J.
Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot;
%26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, it's gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until
physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your
chin. When nearly done, announce %26quot;no, wait, I messed it up,%26quot; and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in
the tray.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you
don't want to fall off %26quot;in case the big one comes.%26quot;
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains,
such as %26quot;Feliz Navidad,%26quot; the Archies' %26quot;Sugar%26quot; or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to %26quot;John Aaaaasmith%26quot; for the great glory of being first
in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people
pronounce each %26quot;a.%26quot;
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if
they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is
necessary because of your %26quot;superior mental processing.%26quot;
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant %26quot;swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!%26quot;
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your %26quot;imaginary friend.%26quot;
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers
in a notebook. Mutter something about %26quot;psychological profiles.%26quot;
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a %26quot;magic picture.%26quot;
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate %26quot;crop circles%26quot; in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend %26quot;tricorder,%26quot; and %26quot;scan%26quot; people with it,
announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
I've done 3, 32, 34, and 45.... you don't need to learn Morse Code to do 4....before there was high speed Internet I would make the sound of modems handshaking....and i would say to people after they said something %26quot;that was easy for you to say%26quot;
here is another one....continually do the music and the hi ho silver away from the lone ranger (think the music is the William Tell overture)Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
it's got to be 68Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
1, 6,7 17, 35, 85Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
i didnt read all the ways but i like 85!Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
Im going to print this and do all of them tommorow one at a time!!!
This was sooooo hilarious by the way.Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
ummm... id say 1, juz because when i wanna annoy someone that's what i do... but any of the other ones would annoy the hell out of me...Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
Lemme think..
102. Make an incredibly long list of annoying things to do so people can read it and try for themselves.
j/k.. I like them all!Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
You just gave me a 101 GREAT IDEAS!!!
THANKS!!!
Thursday, June 2, 2011
How do I loosen the lowest bolt holding the battery when changing the battery in 95 chevy lumina?
I'm trying to change the battery myself but there is a brace holding the battery in (the battery is located under the windshield wiper fluid). There was a bolt at the top, which I got out, but there is another bolt almost at the bottom of the brace which is at the same level as the bottom of the battery. It's really hard to get at. Even a straight tool wasn't working for me because the hoses/wires that connect to the battery are really stiff and I couldn't get them out of the way enough to grab onto the top of the bolt. Thank you for any helpful suggestions!How do I loosen the lowest bolt holding the battery when changing the battery in 95 chevy lumina?
Get a 18%26quot; socket extension on a socket wrench to remove that bolt.How do I loosen the lowest bolt holding the battery when changing the battery in 95 chevy lumina?
just break it off man sorry keep trying but once you get it out leave it out you shouldnt be having a problem really most you can get a shocket on
Get a 18%26quot; socket extension on a socket wrench to remove that bolt.How do I loosen the lowest bolt holding the battery when changing the battery in 95 chevy lumina?
just break it off man sorry keep trying but once you get it out leave it out you shouldnt be having a problem really most you can get a shocket on
Math help # 2 (look below)?
Andrew's parents follow a regular schedule for taking care of the new car. They change the oil every 3,000 miles,rotate the tires every 10,000 miles and replace the windshield wipers every 15,000 miles.
How many miles will they first have to change the oil, rotate the tires and replace the windsheild wipers all at once
(please Explain)Math help 2 (look below)?
Find the LCM of (3000), (10,000) and (15,000)
This would be 30,000 milesMath help 2 (look below)?
30,000 miles. It is the least common multiple.Math help 2 (look below)?
30,000 miles because 15,000x2=30,000and 10,000x3=30,000and3,000x10=30,000. It can't be any lower than that because of the 15,000. This is also because 10,000 can not multiply a whole number and equal 15,000. I hope this helps you.with children relationship hair show
How many miles will they first have to change the oil, rotate the tires and replace the windsheild wipers all at once
(please Explain)Math help 2 (look below)?
Find the LCM of (3000), (10,000) and (15,000)
This would be 30,000 milesMath help 2 (look below)?
30,000 miles. It is the least common multiple.Math help 2 (look below)?
30,000 miles because 15,000x2=30,000and 10,000x3=30,000and3,000x10=30,000. It can't be any lower than that because of the 15,000. This is also because 10,000 can not multiply a whole number and equal 15,000. I hope this helps you.
101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce %26quot;no, wait, I messed it up,%26quot; and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off %26quot;in case the big one comes%26quot;.
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as %26quot;Feliz Navidad%26quot;, the Archies %26quot;Sugar%26quot; or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to %26quot;AaJohn Aaaaasmith%26quot; for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each %26quot;a.%26quot;
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your %26quot;superior mental processing.%26quot;
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant %26quot;swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!%26quot;
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your %26quot;imaginary friend.%26quot;
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about %26quot;psychological profiles.%26quot;
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a %26quot;magic picture.%26quot;
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate %26quot;crop circles%26quot; in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend %26quot;tricorder,%26quot; and %26quot;scan%26quot; people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
Hey BudQT These r grate ways 2 stay entertained! Move very close 2 others U don't no! Ask them truly personal questions!101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
Wow you must have a lot of fun at work101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
Liked 29 and 32.101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
I can't stop laughing. Thank you. I'm sending that to my sister. LOL!!101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
WOW! i actually read ALL of tghem!
63- My mom asks for the parsley ALL THE TIME!!!~
:-D101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
NICE %26amp; FUNNY!!!!101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
Some of those are pretty funny! I've actually done numbers 95, 90, 79, 76, 61, 54, 53, 52, 45, 34, 32, and 24 just to get on people's nerves. I guess that makes me weird! I thought numbers 23, 40, 100, and 84 sound pretty funny! I'll have to try them! lol!101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
Wow, long list! I've actually done a few of those annoying things but i never actually realized that it was anoying....well not until now anyway.101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
NICE!!!101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
that was good, I liked that101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
haha funny101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
OMG! Those are hysterical!!!!!!!!
I'm going to copy and paste that to one of my friends who will actually do some of those!!!!
Thanks for the laugh!101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
LOL
19 comes naturally.
Do you know my daughter?!?101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
lol101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
This is very cute. I've actually done some. Some on purpose some not.101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
its kinda long so i dont get a chance to read it sorry101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
Stop annoying me!!!
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce %26quot;no, wait, I messed it up,%26quot; and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off %26quot;in case the big one comes%26quot;.
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as %26quot;Feliz Navidad%26quot;, the Archies %26quot;Sugar%26quot; or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to %26quot;AaJohn Aaaaasmith%26quot; for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each %26quot;a.%26quot;
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your %26quot;superior mental processing.%26quot;
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant %26quot;swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!%26quot;
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your %26quot;imaginary friend.%26quot;
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about %26quot;psychological profiles.%26quot;
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a %26quot;magic picture.%26quot;
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate %26quot;crop circles%26quot; in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend %26quot;tricorder,%26quot; and %26quot;scan%26quot; people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
Hey BudQT These r grate ways 2 stay entertained! Move very close 2 others U don't no! Ask them truly personal questions!101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
Wow you must have a lot of fun at work101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
Liked 29 and 32.101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
I can't stop laughing. Thank you. I'm sending that to my sister. LOL!!101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
WOW! i actually read ALL of tghem!
63- My mom asks for the parsley ALL THE TIME!!!~
:-D101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
NICE %26amp; FUNNY!!!!101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
Some of those are pretty funny! I've actually done numbers 95, 90, 79, 76, 61, 54, 53, 52, 45, 34, 32, and 24 just to get on people's nerves. I guess that makes me weird! I thought numbers 23, 40, 100, and 84 sound pretty funny! I'll have to try them! lol!101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
Wow, long list! I've actually done a few of those annoying things but i never actually realized that it was anoying....well not until now anyway.101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
NICE!!!101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
that was good, I liked that101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
haha funny101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
OMG! Those are hysterical!!!!!!!!
I'm going to copy and paste that to one of my friends who will actually do some of those!!!!
Thanks for the laugh!101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
LOL
19 comes naturally.
Do you know my daughter?!?101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
lol101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
This is very cute. I've actually done some. Some on purpose some not.101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
its kinda long so i dont get a chance to read it sorry101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
Stop annoying me!!!
How much is this motorcycle worth?
2001 Honda Shadow 750
Black metallic paint.
2 Seats - One a low profile and the other is a cruiser seat
lowered 2.5 inches in the rear.
6 inch forward controls
Dyno Jet Stage 2 jets
open exhaust pipes.
Windshield
new battery
Runs a drives perfect, never laid down
Recent oil change
14K Miles
To see more pictures click the link below.
http://picasaweb.google.com/STKEMP/2001HondaShadow?feat=directlinkHow much is this motorcycle worth?
about $ 3,000 maybe $4,000How much is this motorcycle worth?
2,500 to 3,500 depending on what state you live in and how big the motorcycle community is in your area.
Black metallic paint.
2 Seats - One a low profile and the other is a cruiser seat
lowered 2.5 inches in the rear.
6 inch forward controls
Dyno Jet Stage 2 jets
open exhaust pipes.
Windshield
new battery
Runs a drives perfect, never laid down
Recent oil change
14K Miles
To see more pictures click the link below.
http://picasaweb.google.com/STKEMP/2001HondaShadow?feat=directlinkHow much is this motorcycle worth?
about $ 3,000 maybe $4,000How much is this motorcycle worth?
2,500 to 3,500 depending on what state you live in and how big the motorcycle community is in your area.
Why do people judge and expect explanations about things they are unfamiliar with?
I am child-free so I am used to being judged my new people that I meet and those that I work with. I often get asked if I have children, then I get told “that will change when you get to my age”. The funny thing is most people who say this are younger than I am.
I am very tall, and my head barely clears the top of most cars. When driving, I can not pull forward to the white line if I am in the first car stopped at a red light. If I do then I can not see the light change without ducking my head to see though the very top of the windshield. I think it pretty smart for a tall person to do so. I have been doing this for so long that I forgot the specific reason for it.
One of my co-workers must have been waiting at the red light on the other lane. He was talking to people about how I am rude at the light. Several people told me that “Mr Congeniality” was talking about my driving habit. I had to think about my reasoning, and explain why I do not pull up to the light. Now why should I have to explain myself to a short person who can never understand anyway?
The other day I drove myself and my cube-mate to lunch. Some new person who I really do not know went with us. She made a comment behind my back about how I was supposedly crazy because I have a pocket watch hanging inside my Jeep above the top of the windshield. Why could she not just ask me, or better yet not worry about the interior décor of my jeep? It happens to be there because I have to bend over and use my hand as a shade to see the clock on my CD player (no easy feat in heavy traffic). I can read the watch without even moving my head.Why do people judge and expect explanations about things they are unfamiliar with?
Dude, these people work in an office and spread their legs and crapped out crochfruit - THEY DON'T HAVE A FUTURE LIKE YOU DO! So, they want to make you feel %26quot;odd%26quot; %26quot;uncomfortable%26quot; %26quot;weird%26quot;.
It's effin High School all over again - the B.S. never ends.
If they ask you to explain.... X, Y or Z return their %26quot;what's wrong with you look%26quot; and ask them to explain why they pay $6.00 for Starbucks coffee when they can get it for free in the lunch room%26quot; or %26quot;why they have that stupid 'my kid is an honor student' bumper sticker on their car%26quot; or %26quot;why they think they are good parents by rewarding their children with a bag full of diabetes when they buy them M%26amp; M's%26quot; - Something to that effect.
That's what I do. I find it VERY effective!!!!!!!! As soon as you hit them back with that one time - they don't bother you again. I'll give you an example from my life:
I lost my hair from Cancer, and was wearing a wig. Very self concious about it. Some dense girl, whose mother never taught her any manners asks me %26quot;Is that you're real hair or a wig?%26quot; and I gave her a look and said %26quot;Are those you real breasts or implants?%26quot;
Enough said!Why do people judge and expect explanations about things they are unfamiliar with?
You have the extreme misfortune to have several dim-witted, shallow and uncultured people as coworkers.
You seem like a thoughtful fellow that has reasons for doing what you do.
Ignore those idiots.
Think about how tiny their lives have to be that they spend so much time in wasted gossip.
Pity them if you must, but I recommend ignoring them altogether.
I am very tall, and my head barely clears the top of most cars. When driving, I can not pull forward to the white line if I am in the first car stopped at a red light. If I do then I can not see the light change without ducking my head to see though the very top of the windshield. I think it pretty smart for a tall person to do so. I have been doing this for so long that I forgot the specific reason for it.
One of my co-workers must have been waiting at the red light on the other lane. He was talking to people about how I am rude at the light. Several people told me that “Mr Congeniality” was talking about my driving habit. I had to think about my reasoning, and explain why I do not pull up to the light. Now why should I have to explain myself to a short person who can never understand anyway?
The other day I drove myself and my cube-mate to lunch. Some new person who I really do not know went with us. She made a comment behind my back about how I was supposedly crazy because I have a pocket watch hanging inside my Jeep above the top of the windshield. Why could she not just ask me, or better yet not worry about the interior décor of my jeep? It happens to be there because I have to bend over and use my hand as a shade to see the clock on my CD player (no easy feat in heavy traffic). I can read the watch without even moving my head.Why do people judge and expect explanations about things they are unfamiliar with?
Dude, these people work in an office and spread their legs and crapped out crochfruit - THEY DON'T HAVE A FUTURE LIKE YOU DO! So, they want to make you feel %26quot;odd%26quot; %26quot;uncomfortable%26quot; %26quot;weird%26quot;.
It's effin High School all over again - the B.S. never ends.
If they ask you to explain.... X, Y or Z return their %26quot;what's wrong with you look%26quot; and ask them to explain why they pay $6.00 for Starbucks coffee when they can get it for free in the lunch room%26quot; or %26quot;why they have that stupid 'my kid is an honor student' bumper sticker on their car%26quot; or %26quot;why they think they are good parents by rewarding their children with a bag full of diabetes when they buy them M%26amp; M's%26quot; - Something to that effect.
That's what I do. I find it VERY effective!!!!!!!! As soon as you hit them back with that one time - they don't bother you again. I'll give you an example from my life:
I lost my hair from Cancer, and was wearing a wig. Very self concious about it. Some dense girl, whose mother never taught her any manners asks me %26quot;Is that you're real hair or a wig?%26quot; and I gave her a look and said %26quot;Are those you real breasts or implants?%26quot;
Enough said!Why do people judge and expect explanations about things they are unfamiliar with?
You have the extreme misfortune to have several dim-witted, shallow and uncultured people as coworkers.
You seem like a thoughtful fellow that has reasons for doing what you do.
Ignore those idiots.
Think about how tiny their lives have to be that they spend so much time in wasted gossip.
Pity them if you must, but I recommend ignoring them altogether.
How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
it's over I've accepted it, yet he shows up where i hang out, he makes it clear to my sister that he hates my guts, we have to work together three days a week, i avoid him as much as i can, last week, i'm hanging out with my friends, he shows up, ask the bartender to change the music, he knew i was playing, later him and his brother walk out with food to go, and lo and behold when i go out later to my car there is catsup smeared on my windshield.
He walked up to two of my friends to inform them he was going to a wedding where i knew one of his ex's would be, just wanted them to know he would be hanging out with her, why should I care.
I'm not sure where all this anger is coming from, but what if it gets worse.How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
Ask him to stop. If he doesn't put a restraining order on him.How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
call the cops, sweetie and report that he is harrassing you! Take a stand and mean it..........if you are serious!How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
ignore him. Dont let him see that he is getting to you, pissing you off. It sounds like he wants to piss you off and cause you pain. If you act like you dont care, it wont fuel his fire. Good luckHow do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
Keep records of what he's doing. When you have sufficient evidence, you can have him arrested for stalking. Also, if he hurts you, you can get an order of protection against him.How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
Call the cops and just ignore the childish behaviour.How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
YOU CANT find a NEW BF or GF o.k.How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
You should have some really big men beat him up especially brothers, cousins, friends. Also try a restraining order.How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
He's immature. And I think the catsup stunt is illegal. Something like malicious vandalism to personal property. I wouldn't sue him over the catsup stunt. He's a child %26amp; will probably get distracted soon and do other childish things elsewhere. Act like he's not bothering you. He's only doing it to bother you. If it doesn't bother you, he'll move on to other moronic behaviors eventually, maybe soon.How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
simple. you can't. if he cares enough he'll stop on his own try ignoring himHow do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
Men are such little boys.They don't particularly like been dumped.
To be honest, it makes them look stupid with there mates.
There could be alittle stalking about to happen as well. If the situation got out of hand, youmay need to leave you job and acquire another elsewhere, if thats possible.How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
I bet if you stopped sleepin with his friends it mite help !How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
He knows it bothers u so if u try and act like it dont maybe he will back off... Plus hes just inmature....
He walked up to two of my friends to inform them he was going to a wedding where i knew one of his ex's would be, just wanted them to know he would be hanging out with her, why should I care.
I'm not sure where all this anger is coming from, but what if it gets worse.How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
Ask him to stop. If he doesn't put a restraining order on him.How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
call the cops, sweetie and report that he is harrassing you! Take a stand and mean it..........if you are serious!How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
ignore him. Dont let him see that he is getting to you, pissing you off. It sounds like he wants to piss you off and cause you pain. If you act like you dont care, it wont fuel his fire. Good luckHow do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
Keep records of what he's doing. When you have sufficient evidence, you can have him arrested for stalking. Also, if he hurts you, you can get an order of protection against him.How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
Call the cops and just ignore the childish behaviour.How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
YOU CANT find a NEW BF or GF o.k.How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
You should have some really big men beat him up especially brothers, cousins, friends. Also try a restraining order.How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
He's immature. And I think the catsup stunt is illegal. Something like malicious vandalism to personal property. I wouldn't sue him over the catsup stunt. He's a child %26amp; will probably get distracted soon and do other childish things elsewhere. Act like he's not bothering you. He's only doing it to bother you. If it doesn't bother you, he'll move on to other moronic behaviors eventually, maybe soon.How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
simple. you can't. if he cares enough he'll stop on his own try ignoring himHow do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
Men are such little boys.They don't particularly like been dumped.
To be honest, it makes them look stupid with there mates.
There could be alittle stalking about to happen as well. If the situation got out of hand, youmay need to leave you job and acquire another elsewhere, if thats possible.How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
I bet if you stopped sleepin with his friends it mite help !How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
He knows it bothers u so if u try and act like it dont maybe he will back off... Plus hes just inmature....
Please help me with momentum problem?
A stationary 0.1-g fly encounters the windshield of a 1400-kg automobile traveling at 120 km/h. (a) What is the magnitude of change in momentum of the car due to the fly? (b) What is the magnitude of change of momentum of the fly due to the car? (c) Approximately how many flies does it take to reduce the car's speed by 1 km/h?
For a), I got that
0.1g/1000g=0.0001kg
0.0001kg*120km/hr=0.12kg*km/hr
But I don't know how to get b and c...Please help me with momentum problem?
a) You didn't make any reference to the mass of the car. The original momentum of the car is now that of the car plus the flysplat on the window.
Let the speed of the (car+ flysplat) be v, where v = 120km/h - 鈭?v. Then
1400*120 = (1400 + 0.0001)*v = (1400.0001)*(120 - 鈭?v),
while the car's new momentum is 1400*v.
Since the change in mass is so small, It seems reasonable to approximate 鈭?v, rather than trying obtain it to some ridiculous level of precision beyond many of our calculators! That %26quot;approximate%26quot; 鈭?v then will be given by
鈭?v / 120km/h = 0.0001/1400 = 7.143... x 10^(-8)
So, the FRACTIONAL LOSS of momentum by the car is
~ 7.143... x 10^(-8) of its original momentum, or
0.012kg*km/h in rather bizarre units.
[Ah, now I see what you did. In what you claimed was your part (a), you actually worked out (b), the change in momentum of the FLY (not the car) with the ASSUMPTION that the car + flysplat would STILL be moving at exactly 120km/h AFTER the splatting had occurred. (The momentum changes to car and fly separately will of course be equal and opposite.) In fact, your assumption has the same minute error in it that I was prepared to accept in my approach because bothering about the correction to IT seemed absolutely nit-picking. Then my answer to part (a) should have had PRECISELY the same magnitude as your answer to part (b). So why do they appear to differ by a factor of 10? --- Because YOU dropped a power of 10 when multiplying 0.0001 [= 10^(-4)] and 120 [= 1.2*10^2]. The answer should have been 1.2 * 10^(-2) = 0.012, not your result of 0.12.]
b) As already explained, this part IS (very closely) exactly what you worked out. But whether you're working out a) or b) most directly, the OTHER can be obtained simply from the principle that the two of them MUST be equal in magnitude, if opposite in sign!
c) If ONE FLY reduces the speed of the car by a fraction
7.143... x 10^(-8),
then to reduce it by a fraction 1/120 (since 1km/h is 1/120 * 120km/h) will require
1/120 * [7.143... x 10^(-8)]^(-1) flies = 1.4 x 10^7 / 120 flies
= 1.167... x 10^5 flies.
(A more accurate calculation shows that it should take
1.4 x 10^7 / 119 flies = 1.176... x 10^5 flies, so the difference is still very small between the approximate and more exact result. By the way, 'Helmut,' below, dropped the 119 divisor; that's why he simply got the result 1.4 x 10^7 !)
In either case, that's going to be one fairly filthy windshield/windscreen, by the time the car has slowed down 1km/h due to this effect!
Live long and prosperPlease help me with momentum problem?
You're most welcome. Thank you for your appreciation.
(1400 kg)(120 km/hr) + (0.0001kg)(0 km/hr) = (1400.0001)v
v = (1400)(120)/1400.0001) 鈮?119.99999 14285 72040
a) for the car, 鈭唒 鈮?- 0.01199 99991 42857
b) for the fly, 鈭唒 鈮?0.01199 99991 42857
c) (1400 kg)(120 km/hr) + n(0.0001kg)(0 km/hr) = (1400 + n(0.0001))(119)
n = 1400(120 - 119)/0.0001
n 鈮?14,000,000 fliesschool myspace black hair
For a), I got that
0.1g/1000g=0.0001kg
0.0001kg*120km/hr=0.12kg*km/hr
But I don't know how to get b and c...Please help me with momentum problem?
a) You didn't make any reference to the mass of the car. The original momentum of the car is now that of the car plus the flysplat on the window.
Let the speed of the (car+ flysplat) be v, where v = 120km/h - 鈭?v. Then
1400*120 = (1400 + 0.0001)*v = (1400.0001)*(120 - 鈭?v),
while the car's new momentum is 1400*v.
Since the change in mass is so small, It seems reasonable to approximate 鈭?v, rather than trying obtain it to some ridiculous level of precision beyond many of our calculators! That %26quot;approximate%26quot; 鈭?v then will be given by
鈭?v / 120km/h = 0.0001/1400 = 7.143... x 10^(-8)
So, the FRACTIONAL LOSS of momentum by the car is
~ 7.143... x 10^(-8) of its original momentum, or
0.012kg*km/h in rather bizarre units.
[Ah, now I see what you did. In what you claimed was your part (a), you actually worked out (b), the change in momentum of the FLY (not the car) with the ASSUMPTION that the car + flysplat would STILL be moving at exactly 120km/h AFTER the splatting had occurred. (The momentum changes to car and fly separately will of course be equal and opposite.) In fact, your assumption has the same minute error in it that I was prepared to accept in my approach because bothering about the correction to IT seemed absolutely nit-picking. Then my answer to part (a) should have had PRECISELY the same magnitude as your answer to part (b). So why do they appear to differ by a factor of 10? --- Because YOU dropped a power of 10 when multiplying 0.0001 [= 10^(-4)] and 120 [= 1.2*10^2]. The answer should have been 1.2 * 10^(-2) = 0.012, not your result of 0.12.]
b) As already explained, this part IS (very closely) exactly what you worked out. But whether you're working out a) or b) most directly, the OTHER can be obtained simply from the principle that the two of them MUST be equal in magnitude, if opposite in sign!
c) If ONE FLY reduces the speed of the car by a fraction
7.143... x 10^(-8),
then to reduce it by a fraction 1/120 (since 1km/h is 1/120 * 120km/h) will require
1/120 * [7.143... x 10^(-8)]^(-1) flies = 1.4 x 10^7 / 120 flies
= 1.167... x 10^5 flies.
(A more accurate calculation shows that it should take
1.4 x 10^7 / 119 flies = 1.176... x 10^5 flies, so the difference is still very small between the approximate and more exact result. By the way, 'Helmut,' below, dropped the 119 divisor; that's why he simply got the result 1.4 x 10^7 !)
In either case, that's going to be one fairly filthy windshield/windscreen, by the time the car has slowed down 1km/h due to this effect!
Live long and prosperPlease help me with momentum problem?
You're most welcome. Thank you for your appreciation.
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Please help me with momentum problem?(1400 kg)(120 km/hr) + (0.0001kg)(0 km/hr) = (1400.0001)v
v = (1400)(120)/1400.0001) 鈮?119.99999 14285 72040
a) for the car, 鈭唒 鈮?- 0.01199 99991 42857
b) for the fly, 鈭唒 鈮?0.01199 99991 42857
c) (1400 kg)(120 km/hr) + n(0.0001kg)(0 km/hr) = (1400 + n(0.0001))(119)
n = 1400(120 - 119)/0.0001
n 鈮?14,000,000 flies
Is this insurance fraud? If so, how likely am I to be found out/punished for it?
Three months ago, in the dead of winter, my windshield cracked because of the extreme and rapid changes in temperature. At the time, I wasn't covered for glass damage by my insurance package. It's time for me to renew now (I buy insurance in 6-month blocks online) and I need to get my state inspection sticker by August. So, if I renew my insurance now and add glass, then claim the cracked windshield in two months and then get my inspection sticker, will the insurance company be wise to my fraud? Is this even fraud? What chances do I have of getting the inspection sticker if I don't replace the windshield, which has a crack that runs across the entire width of the glass?Is this insurance fraud? If so, how likely am I to be found out/punished for it?
This, unfortunately, is insurance fraud.
Of course, the honesty and integrity of the insurance agency is questionable in and of itself, so my guess would be that they'd simply be upset that you beat them at their own game. Even if you did get glass coverage, you would still be stuck paying the deductible, so you're better off just going about this honestly; skip the glass coverage, get the cheapest window you can find, get your sticker, go on your merry way.Is this insurance fraud? If so, how likely am I to be found out/punished for it?
Yes, it's insurance fraud.
Dollars to donuts, if you all of a sudden add glass coverage, and then file a glass claim, the company's going to investigate that.
You're not going to pass inspection without that windshield being replaced.
BUT. Plan B. You will have a DEDUCTIBLE for glass, usually it's $250. That means, the first $250 of cost, you have to pay for, ANYWAY. So, if you call a junkyard, ask how much for them to give you a used windshield, and see if they'll install it. Usually, you can find one, installed, for under $150.Is this insurance fraud? If so, how likely am I to be found out/punished for it?
Yes
It is insurance fraud.
Yes it is a crime.
Yes it is the same as stealing from everyone here on YA. We have to pay higher insurance premiums because of crooks like you.
So, I'd do the responsible thing and just pay out of pocket to replace the windshield. I don't recommend committing insurance fraud.Is this insurance fraud? If so, how likely am I to be found out/punished for it?
Yes it's fraud, I think you knew that and were just hoping it wasn't really weren't you ?
Will you get found out ?
Who can say... probably not, I dare say the guy fixes the screen can tell it's an old crack... but let's be honest there's little incentive on his part to tell your insurer he just wants the job.
Thing is you have to weigh up what will happen if you do get found out e.g. possible criminal record and refused insurance (or very high costs) in the future v the price of a new windscreen and ask yoru self... is it worth that gamble.
Only you and your conscience can decide that
This, unfortunately, is insurance fraud.
Of course, the honesty and integrity of the insurance agency is questionable in and of itself, so my guess would be that they'd simply be upset that you beat them at their own game. Even if you did get glass coverage, you would still be stuck paying the deductible, so you're better off just going about this honestly; skip the glass coverage, get the cheapest window you can find, get your sticker, go on your merry way.Is this insurance fraud? If so, how likely am I to be found out/punished for it?
Yes, it's insurance fraud.
Dollars to donuts, if you all of a sudden add glass coverage, and then file a glass claim, the company's going to investigate that.
You're not going to pass inspection without that windshield being replaced.
BUT. Plan B. You will have a DEDUCTIBLE for glass, usually it's $250. That means, the first $250 of cost, you have to pay for, ANYWAY. So, if you call a junkyard, ask how much for them to give you a used windshield, and see if they'll install it. Usually, you can find one, installed, for under $150.Is this insurance fraud? If so, how likely am I to be found out/punished for it?
Yes
It is insurance fraud.
Yes it is a crime.
Yes it is the same as stealing from everyone here on YA. We have to pay higher insurance premiums because of crooks like you.
So, I'd do the responsible thing and just pay out of pocket to replace the windshield. I don't recommend committing insurance fraud.Is this insurance fraud? If so, how likely am I to be found out/punished for it?
Yes it's fraud, I think you knew that and were just hoping it wasn't really weren't you ?
Will you get found out ?
Who can say... probably not, I dare say the guy fixes the screen can tell it's an old crack... but let's be honest there's little incentive on his part to tell your insurer he just wants the job.
Thing is you have to weigh up what will happen if you do get found out e.g. possible criminal record and refused insurance (or very high costs) in the future v the price of a new windscreen and ask yoru self... is it worth that gamble.
Only you and your conscience can decide that
Fighting a traffic ticket?
I was given a ticket for %26quot;change lanes not in safety%26quot;. The road conditions were poor as two other vehicles lost control on the same stretch of hwy. I had a transport truck in the right lane, myself and the car in front of me in the left lane. I could not see the shoulder due to the transport truck.
The truck then changed to my lane and the car in front of me, changed to the right lane and sped past the truck. My car being low to the ground and the road being wet, my windshield was being caked by back splash from the truck. I changed to the right lane and at that point noticed an officer with a tow truck and the arrow pointing to move to the left.
I tried to get back in behind the truck, but my tire hit a slick spot and my car went sideways. I managed to pull the car off the road with no collision involved.
Officer yelled at me that I had more than enough time to change lanes and gave me a ticket for %26quot;change lanes not in safety%26quot;. $110
This is my first ticket in 12 years and I have been told that I will gain two demerit points due to it. I contacted POINTTs and they suggested going to trial. I have never done this before and don't know what is involved in with going to court.
are there court fees? How much? Is it worth fighting?
Any help would be appreciated!Fighting a traffic ticket?
I don't care what anybody else tells you, however, it would never hurt you to explain to the judge the circumstances that existed.
The officer may have been concerned that you came close to hitting him...this upsets all officers and anybody else on the side of the road!
As another already stated...get photographs of the area to show the court what you saw.
Judges understand unusual circumstances along with people taking the time to show up in court versus just sending in the fine!
Judges can also most often than not see through the excuses some people use.
Be polite, presentable in appearance, give only the facts and you may be surprised in a good way!Fighting a traffic ticket?
You won't win with that story. I read %26quot;I could not see so I changed lanes%26quot;. That would be an unsafe lane change by definition.Fighting a traffic ticket?
I went to traffic court in California and won. However, several people before me lost. I had photos of the area I got the ticket and and a witness who was in the car with me. The problem is that the law says you need to drive according to %26quot;conditions%26quot; and the weather conditions at the time were bad so the officer can say you should have been traveling slower. Trial is a different issue from traffic court. If you are seriously considering a trial please check with a lawyer specializing in traffic violations. It won't be cheap but they are worth the money if you need to get this ticket off of your record.Fighting a traffic ticket?
It's not worth it to go fight it for the amount and the points assessed. If you were low on points or the fine was higher, you would have a reasonably good chance of getting the fine reduced and the points set aside, but your time and energy are better spent doing something else.
If it really really bothers you and you have the free time to go to court, you are correct in thinking the risk would be additional court costs, but your story sounds reasonable enough to me if there was snow on the road, but not if it was just rain. If it was snow, I can see the commissioner or judge reducing the fine and points. But with rain, I doubt it, so its just not worth the hassle.
This is a situation where you are benefiting from a good driving record. You can afford to take the points and just chalk it up to a stressed out cop in a bad mood.
The truck then changed to my lane and the car in front of me, changed to the right lane and sped past the truck. My car being low to the ground and the road being wet, my windshield was being caked by back splash from the truck. I changed to the right lane and at that point noticed an officer with a tow truck and the arrow pointing to move to the left.
I tried to get back in behind the truck, but my tire hit a slick spot and my car went sideways. I managed to pull the car off the road with no collision involved.
Officer yelled at me that I had more than enough time to change lanes and gave me a ticket for %26quot;change lanes not in safety%26quot;. $110
This is my first ticket in 12 years and I have been told that I will gain two demerit points due to it. I contacted POINTTs and they suggested going to trial. I have never done this before and don't know what is involved in with going to court.
are there court fees? How much? Is it worth fighting?
Any help would be appreciated!Fighting a traffic ticket?
I don't care what anybody else tells you, however, it would never hurt you to explain to the judge the circumstances that existed.
The officer may have been concerned that you came close to hitting him...this upsets all officers and anybody else on the side of the road!
As another already stated...get photographs of the area to show the court what you saw.
Judges understand unusual circumstances along with people taking the time to show up in court versus just sending in the fine!
Judges can also most often than not see through the excuses some people use.
Be polite, presentable in appearance, give only the facts and you may be surprised in a good way!Fighting a traffic ticket?
You won't win with that story. I read %26quot;I could not see so I changed lanes%26quot;. That would be an unsafe lane change by definition.Fighting a traffic ticket?
I went to traffic court in California and won. However, several people before me lost. I had photos of the area I got the ticket and and a witness who was in the car with me. The problem is that the law says you need to drive according to %26quot;conditions%26quot; and the weather conditions at the time were bad so the officer can say you should have been traveling slower. Trial is a different issue from traffic court. If you are seriously considering a trial please check with a lawyer specializing in traffic violations. It won't be cheap but they are worth the money if you need to get this ticket off of your record.Fighting a traffic ticket?
It's not worth it to go fight it for the amount and the points assessed. If you were low on points or the fine was higher, you would have a reasonably good chance of getting the fine reduced and the points set aside, but your time and energy are better spent doing something else.
If it really really bothers you and you have the free time to go to court, you are correct in thinking the risk would be additional court costs, but your story sounds reasonable enough to me if there was snow on the road, but not if it was just rain. If it was snow, I can see the commissioner or judge reducing the fine and points. But with rain, I doubt it, so its just not worth the hassle.
This is a situation where you are benefiting from a good driving record. You can afford to take the points and just chalk it up to a stressed out cop in a bad mood.
LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.?
LSU fans do smell like corn dogs.
I would never tell them that to their face though. This is something better said at internet distances. Even now, I am afraid.
I am afraid that they%26039;ll know I said it. I%26039;ll walk past an LSU fan someday, and he%26039;ll see that look in my eye that gives it away. That look that says, %26quot;gee, what is that smell? Is it corn dogs?%26quot; The next thing you know, I%26039;ll have flat tires on my car.
If you only learn one thing from me today, remember not to tell LSU fans how they smell - you know, like corn dogs.
LSU fans seem, somehow, sensitive to that whole corn dog issue.
I think this may be why a lot of fans get beaten up by LSU fans. If you attend a game in Baton Rouge, try to avoid telling them that they smell like corn dogs. Say something else instead. Like, %26quot;Wow, LSU sure does have a great team this year. This is going to be a great SEC game.%26quot;
It%26039;s hard. I know. It%26039;s like when you%26039;re having sex and you try to think about baseball. That corn dog smell is just so overwhelming. It makes it hard for you to think about football or baseball or whatever else. Your brain wanders into corn dog topics like: %26quot;Gee, I wonder if I took a bite of your finger, if you would taste just like a corn dog?%26quot;; or %26quot;Is this a real person or is it a giant corn dog trying to make me think it is a real person?%26quot; or %26quot;What did that giant corn dog just say?%26quot; or %26quot;Excuse me, Mister, why is it that you smell just exactly like corn dogs smell?%26quot; or, of course, after a silencer: %26quot;Madam, did you just let the corn dogs out?%26quot;
Heck, after what I%26039;ve heard about LSU fans, I think it may be better not to smell them at all. Okay, not all of them. Some of them are nice. Sure. Smell the nice ones. That%26039;s okay.
You know what else is a bad thing to do? Holding your nose around them. They are real sensitive to that, too. Try holding your breath. But don%26039;t be obvious about it. Somehow they know you%26039;re trying not to breathe in the corn dog smell. And that offends them. They%26039;ll likely punch you for that if they catch on to what you%26039;re doing.
If you do breathe it in long enough, though, it%26039;ll permeate your whole body, and then you%26039;ll smell like a corn dog just like they do. But don%26039;t say, %26quot;Dang, now I smell like a corn dog.%26quot; They take offense to that. And they will throw things. But not corn dogs. Hard stuff. Stuff that leaves bruises and makes you bleed. Then you may have to get stitches or something. Just don%26039;t say it. If you do start smelling like a corn dog, just shut up about it. Okay?
I think kids are acutely aware of corn dog smells too. Counsel your kids on how to behave around LSU fans. If LSU fans are driving around town, do not let your kids stick their heads out of your car window and sniff the air. No. Keep your windows rolled up. An odd change in their expression - indicating they smell corn dogs - might get a wrench or pipe or some other object tossed at your windshield. So, that%26039;s dangerous. Let your kids stick their heads out of the car windows as you drive - on some other weekend.
I know you are just as puzzled as I am about some of this corn dog stuff. What puzzles me most is that I%26039;ve never actually seen any of these LSU fans with a corn dog in their hand. Okay, maybe there%26039;s no mystery there - maybe they already ate the corn dogs. Who knows? Maybe there%26039;s a corn dog factory in Baton Rouge and they all work there. Maybe, there%26039;s a corn dog lotion that they wear, or a French perfume. Maybe their city council puts corn dog juice in the water supply - kind of like fluoride. The politics there are probably weird. The big political issue during the city election is whether they should add more ketchup or more mustard to the water. Don%26039;t comment on it though. It%26039;s not politically correct over there. It%26039;s like a malnutrition issue or something. It%26039;s like the corn dogs are probably added to the water to prevent starvation or something.
I know when you go to Baton Rouge, you%26039;re thinking: %26quot;Ahhhh. Here I am in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I%26039;ll bet the people here smell just like boiled crawfish or shrimp etoufe%26039; or some fancy Cajun food.%26quot; But just stop thinking that. That%26039;s just a myth. They smell just like corn dogs.
In fact, please listen to my advice. Leave them alone about the corn dog odor. And don%26039;t try masking the odor with something stronger. They%26039;ll curse at you. They%26039;ll say something like: %26quot;WTF, how dare you smoke a cigar in my home.%26quot; or %26quot;WTF!! Are you too good for the smell of corn dogs?%26quot; and they%26039;ll cuss out your kids too: %26quot;WTF!!! Little Mister fancy pants over here acts like he doesn%26039;t want to smell like corn dogs.%26quot;
Cajuns are not like us. Don%26039;t you see that, yet? They are really sensitive about being sniffed and about their corn dog aroma. They know they smell like corn dogs and it is no laughing matter to them at all. I know. I know. We sniff the bammers and the UGA dawgs and the Ole messes, and we keep a straight face with each of them, but don%26039;t press your luck with the Cajun tiger fans. Don%26039;t refer to Death Valley as corn dog valley either. I mean that%26039;s just wrong. Even if you%26039;ve been drinking, they%26039;ll beat you up and curse out your kids.
Along these lines, be extra careful when you laugh in their direction - even if you%26039;re laughing about something else. Like baseball or football, or sex or whatever. If you can%26039;t control yourself and you must laugh though, do not snort. The snorting makes them think that you smell their corn dog body odor from a distance or that you%26039;re choking on it or something. They%26039;ll likely burn your van for that. We lost a campus building over just one snort.
So, just remember. You can love one another without sniffing each other. You can enjoy the clash of a couple of good football teams. You can enjoy the thrill of the rivalry. But after the game, please heed my words. Please just move along. No sniffing the opposing fans this Saturday. Okay? Get your corn dog jollies at home.LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.?
Enough with this corn dog talk. Let%26039;s play ball...LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.?
Do you really have one of those queer California butt-tickler goatstaches like in your pic?LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.?
Wow dude.....that was some really funny $hit. I couldn%26039;t read it all becuse you%26039;re retarded.
But you mention having flat tires on your car and having sex while thinking about baseball......that is classic.
You have to be at least 15 in most states to get a drivers license and rubbing one out with your sock puppet doesn%26039;t
count as having sex. Nice try though.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha you made my day!
Edit: Damnit Austin....here I thought I was laughing at you, but as tonydg8 points out....you%26039;re just a POSERLSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.?
Wow, I had hope for you, but you%26039;re still just a pansy. I knew it sounded too intelligent to be you.LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.?
Dude, you need to see a psychiatrist. Hopefully, he can help heal your mentally unstable mind. My prayers are with you in the hopes that you just didn%26039;t fall off the turnip truck and crack your head.LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.?
LSU fans can be irritating that much is true.LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.?
How many times have you posted this? Get something new moron. To the people who starred the question are just as big of morons as Austin.LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.?
I love corndogs!
Geaux Tigers!!!
USC ranked 25th in the AP.....still overated...fight on you trojan-enz.LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.?
Come on USC fan, be creative, write your own story.
What a let down....first Stanford, now this.....
http://www.aunews.net/News/1222.aspxLSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.?
Wow you just got busted. Just when I thought you could write about nothing someone pops you with a story you didn%26039;t write. What a shame!LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.?
Now you%26039;re plagiarizing material? Dude, you are seriously pathetic.
You%26039;ve sunk to new lows, which is really saying something.LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.?
Dude, all the questions have something bad to say about LSU...do you have a life at all!? Don%26039;t get jealous and say bad stuff about LSU because they actually won to a ranked team then lose to an unranked team! Get a life.
I would never tell them that to their face though. This is something better said at internet distances. Even now, I am afraid.
I am afraid that they%26039;ll know I said it. I%26039;ll walk past an LSU fan someday, and he%26039;ll see that look in my eye that gives it away. That look that says, %26quot;gee, what is that smell? Is it corn dogs?%26quot; The next thing you know, I%26039;ll have flat tires on my car.
If you only learn one thing from me today, remember not to tell LSU fans how they smell - you know, like corn dogs.
LSU fans seem, somehow, sensitive to that whole corn dog issue.
I think this may be why a lot of fans get beaten up by LSU fans. If you attend a game in Baton Rouge, try to avoid telling them that they smell like corn dogs. Say something else instead. Like, %26quot;Wow, LSU sure does have a great team this year. This is going to be a great SEC game.%26quot;
It%26039;s hard. I know. It%26039;s like when you%26039;re having sex and you try to think about baseball. That corn dog smell is just so overwhelming. It makes it hard for you to think about football or baseball or whatever else. Your brain wanders into corn dog topics like: %26quot;Gee, I wonder if I took a bite of your finger, if you would taste just like a corn dog?%26quot;; or %26quot;Is this a real person or is it a giant corn dog trying to make me think it is a real person?%26quot; or %26quot;What did that giant corn dog just say?%26quot; or %26quot;Excuse me, Mister, why is it that you smell just exactly like corn dogs smell?%26quot; or, of course, after a silencer: %26quot;Madam, did you just let the corn dogs out?%26quot;
Heck, after what I%26039;ve heard about LSU fans, I think it may be better not to smell them at all. Okay, not all of them. Some of them are nice. Sure. Smell the nice ones. That%26039;s okay.
You know what else is a bad thing to do? Holding your nose around them. They are real sensitive to that, too. Try holding your breath. But don%26039;t be obvious about it. Somehow they know you%26039;re trying not to breathe in the corn dog smell. And that offends them. They%26039;ll likely punch you for that if they catch on to what you%26039;re doing.
If you do breathe it in long enough, though, it%26039;ll permeate your whole body, and then you%26039;ll smell like a corn dog just like they do. But don%26039;t say, %26quot;Dang, now I smell like a corn dog.%26quot; They take offense to that. And they will throw things. But not corn dogs. Hard stuff. Stuff that leaves bruises and makes you bleed. Then you may have to get stitches or something. Just don%26039;t say it. If you do start smelling like a corn dog, just shut up about it. Okay?
I think kids are acutely aware of corn dog smells too. Counsel your kids on how to behave around LSU fans. If LSU fans are driving around town, do not let your kids stick their heads out of your car window and sniff the air. No. Keep your windows rolled up. An odd change in their expression - indicating they smell corn dogs - might get a wrench or pipe or some other object tossed at your windshield. So, that%26039;s dangerous. Let your kids stick their heads out of the car windows as you drive - on some other weekend.
I know you are just as puzzled as I am about some of this corn dog stuff. What puzzles me most is that I%26039;ve never actually seen any of these LSU fans with a corn dog in their hand. Okay, maybe there%26039;s no mystery there - maybe they already ate the corn dogs. Who knows? Maybe there%26039;s a corn dog factory in Baton Rouge and they all work there. Maybe, there%26039;s a corn dog lotion that they wear, or a French perfume. Maybe their city council puts corn dog juice in the water supply - kind of like fluoride. The politics there are probably weird. The big political issue during the city election is whether they should add more ketchup or more mustard to the water. Don%26039;t comment on it though. It%26039;s not politically correct over there. It%26039;s like a malnutrition issue or something. It%26039;s like the corn dogs are probably added to the water to prevent starvation or something.
I know when you go to Baton Rouge, you%26039;re thinking: %26quot;Ahhhh. Here I am in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I%26039;ll bet the people here smell just like boiled crawfish or shrimp etoufe%26039; or some fancy Cajun food.%26quot; But just stop thinking that. That%26039;s just a myth. They smell just like corn dogs.
In fact, please listen to my advice. Leave them alone about the corn dog odor. And don%26039;t try masking the odor with something stronger. They%26039;ll curse at you. They%26039;ll say something like: %26quot;WTF, how dare you smoke a cigar in my home.%26quot; or %26quot;WTF!! Are you too good for the smell of corn dogs?%26quot; and they%26039;ll cuss out your kids too: %26quot;WTF!!! Little Mister fancy pants over here acts like he doesn%26039;t want to smell like corn dogs.%26quot;
Cajuns are not like us. Don%26039;t you see that, yet? They are really sensitive about being sniffed and about their corn dog aroma. They know they smell like corn dogs and it is no laughing matter to them at all. I know. I know. We sniff the bammers and the UGA dawgs and the Ole messes, and we keep a straight face with each of them, but don%26039;t press your luck with the Cajun tiger fans. Don%26039;t refer to Death Valley as corn dog valley either. I mean that%26039;s just wrong. Even if you%26039;ve been drinking, they%26039;ll beat you up and curse out your kids.
Along these lines, be extra careful when you laugh in their direction - even if you%26039;re laughing about something else. Like baseball or football, or sex or whatever. If you can%26039;t control yourself and you must laugh though, do not snort. The snorting makes them think that you smell their corn dog body odor from a distance or that you%26039;re choking on it or something. They%26039;ll likely burn your van for that. We lost a campus building over just one snort.
So, just remember. You can love one another without sniffing each other. You can enjoy the clash of a couple of good football teams. You can enjoy the thrill of the rivalry. But after the game, please heed my words. Please just move along. No sniffing the opposing fans this Saturday. Okay? Get your corn dog jollies at home.LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.?
Enough with this corn dog talk. Let%26039;s play ball...LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.?
Do you really have one of those queer California butt-tickler goatstaches like in your pic?LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.?
Wow dude.....that was some really funny $hit. I couldn%26039;t read it all becuse you%26039;re retarded.
But you mention having flat tires on your car and having sex while thinking about baseball......that is classic.
You have to be at least 15 in most states to get a drivers license and rubbing one out with your sock puppet doesn%26039;t
count as having sex. Nice try though.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha you made my day!
Edit: Damnit Austin....here I thought I was laughing at you, but as tonydg8 points out....you%26039;re just a POSERLSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.?
Wow, I had hope for you, but you%26039;re still just a pansy. I knew it sounded too intelligent to be you.LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.?
Dude, you need to see a psychiatrist. Hopefully, he can help heal your mentally unstable mind. My prayers are with you in the hopes that you just didn%26039;t fall off the turnip truck and crack your head.LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.?
LSU fans can be irritating that much is true.LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.?
How many times have you posted this? Get something new moron. To the people who starred the question are just as big of morons as Austin.LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.?
I love corndogs!
Geaux Tigers!!!
USC ranked 25th in the AP.....still overated...fight on you trojan-enz.LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.?
Come on USC fan, be creative, write your own story.
What a let down....first Stanford, now this.....
http://www.aunews.net/News/1222.aspxLSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.?
Wow you just got busted. Just when I thought you could write about nothing someone pops you with a story you didn%26039;t write. What a shame!LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.?
Now you%26039;re plagiarizing material? Dude, you are seriously pathetic.
You%26039;ve sunk to new lows, which is really saying something.LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.?
Dude, all the questions have something bad to say about LSU...do you have a life at all!? Don%26039;t get jealous and say bad stuff about LSU because they actually won to a ranked team then lose to an unranked team! Get a life.
LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
If you only learn one thing from me today, remember not to tell LSU
fans how they smell - you know, like corn dogs.
LSU fans seem, somehow, sensitive to that whole corn dog issue.
I think this may be why a lot of fans get beaten up by LSU fans. If you
attend a game in Baton Rouge, try to avoid telling them that they smell
like corn dogs. Say something else instead. Like, %26quot;Wow, LSU sure does
have a great team this year. This is going to be a great SEC game.%26quot;
It%26039;s hard. I know. It%26039;s like when you%26039;re having sex and you try to
think about baseball. That corn dog smell is just so overwhelming.
It makes it hard for you to think about football or baseball or
whatever else. Your brain wanders into corn dog topics like: %26quot;Gee, I
wonder if I took a bite of your finger, if you would taste just like
a corn dog?%26quot;; or %26quot;Is this a real person or is it a giant corn dog trying
to make me think it is a real person?%26quot; or %26quot;What did that giant corn dog
just say?%26quot; or %26quot;Excuse me, Mister, why is it that you smell just exactly
like corn dogs smell?%26quot; or, of course, after a silencer:
%26quot;Madam, did you just let the corn dogs out?%26quot;
Heck, after what I%26039;ve heard about LSU fans, I think it may be better
not to smell them at all. Okay, not all of them. Some of them are
nice. Sure. Smell the nice ones. That%26039;s okay.
You know what else is a bad thing to do? Holding your nose around them.
They are real sensitive to that, too. Try holding your breath. But
don%26039;t be obvious about it. Somehow they know you%26039;re trying not to
breathe in the corn dog smell. And that offends them. They%26039;ll likely
punch you for that if they catch on to what you%26039;re doing.
If you do breathe it in long enough, though, it%26039;ll permeate your whole
body, and then you%26039;ll smell like a corn dog just like they do. But
don%26039;t say, %26quot;Dang, now I smell like a corn dog.%26quot; They take offense to
that. And they will throw things. But not corn dogs. Hard stuff.
Stuff that leaves bruises and makes you bleed. Then you may have to get
stitches or something. Just don%26039;t say it. If you do start smelling like
a corn dog, just shut up about it. Okay?
I think kids are acutely aware of corn dog smells too. Counsel your
kids on how to behave around LSU fans. If LSU fans are driving around
town, do not let your kids stick their heads out of your car window and
sniff the air. No. Keep your windows rolled up. An odd change in
their expression - indicating they smell corn dogs - might get a wrench
or pipe or some other object tossed at your windshield. So, that%26039;s
dangerous. Let your kids stick their heads out of the car windows as
you drive - on some other weekend
I know you are just as puzzled as I am about some of this corn dog
stuff. What puzzles me most is that I%26039;ve never actually seen any of
these LSU fans with a corn dog in their hand. Okay, maybe there%26039;s no
mystery there - maybe they already ate the corn dogs. Who knows?
Maybe there%26039;s a corn dog factory in Baton Rouge and they all work there.
Maybe, there%26039;s a corn dog lotion that they wear, or a French perfume.
Maybe their city council puts corn dog juice in the water supply -
kind of like fluoride. The politics there are probably weird.
The big political issue during the city election is whether they should
add more ketchup or more mustard to the water. Don%26039;t comment on it
though. It%26039;s not politically correct over there. It%26039;s like a
malnutrition issue or something. It%26039;s like the corn dogs are probably
added to the water to prevent starvation or something.
I know when you go to Baton Rouge, you%26039;re thinking: %26quot;Ahhhh. Here I am
in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I%26039;ll bet the people here smell just like
boiled crawfish or shrimp etoufe%26039; or some fancy Cajun food.%26quot; But just
stop thinking that. That%26039;s just a myth. They smell just like corn dogs.
In fact, please listen to my advice. Leave them alone about the corn
dog odor. And don%26039;t try masking the odor with something stronger.
They%26039;ll curse at you. They%26039;ll say something like: %26quot;WTF, how dare you
smoke a cigar in my home,%26quot; or %26quot;WTF!! Are you too good for the smell of
corn dogs?%26quot; and they%26039;ll cuss out your kids too: %26quot;WTF!!! Little Mister
fancy pants over here acts like he doesn%26039;t want to smell like corn dogs.%26quot;
Cajuns are not like us. Don%26039;t you see that, yet? They are really
sensitive about being sniffed and about their corn dog aroma. They know
they smell like corn dogs and it is no laughing matter to them at all.
I know, I know. We sniff the bammers and the UGA dawgs and the Ole
messes, and we keep a straight face with each of them, but don%26039;t press
your luck with the Cajun tiger fans. Don%26039;t refer to Death Valley as corn
dog valley either. I mean that%26039;s just wrong. Even if you%26039;ve been
drinking, they%26039;ll beat you up and curse out your kids.
Along these lines, be extra careful when you laugh in their direction -
even if you%26039;re laughing about something else. Like baseball or football,
or sex or whatever. If you can%26039;t control yourself and you must laugh
though, do not snort. The snorting makes them think that you smell their
corn dog body odor from a distance or that you%26039;re choking on it or
something. They%26039;ll likely burn your van for that. We lost a campus
building over just one snort.
So, just remember. You can love one another without sniffing each
other. You can enjoy the clash of a couple of good football teams.
You can enjoy the thrill of the rivalry. But after the game, please heed
my words. Please just move along. No sniffing the opposing fans this
Saturday. Okay? Get your corn dog jollies at home.
Enough with this corn dog talk. Let%26039;s play ball...LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
seriously i%26039;m an SC fan and i don%26039;t like LSU at all, but you%26039;re going off the edge. you seriously need to get over this and TUNE IT DOWN A NOTCH!!!
FIGHT ON!LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
I watched the LSU game and I%26039;d say VT got a big wienie stuck to em alright. LSU fans are rowdy but it is all in good fun.Maybe your not grown enough to go to Baton Rouge and tail gait from 8am till kickoff or to attend the game. It is only for big boys.
No offense, but I%26039;ll take a good corn dog smell over the smell of tofu and LA smog anyday.
I do have to congratulate you, though, for managing to post a question without saying fight on. Try making it a habit.LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
Dude I believe you%26039;re the absolute dumbest muthaf*ker on here.LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
why do you keep talking, nobody cares what you say. I%26039;m not an LSU fan, and perhaps they do smell like corn dogs I don%26039;t know, but this question is lame.LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
yeah.... unlike you, i don%26039;t go around sniffing people.LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
I guess your mother is a huge corn dog fan. She has been pestering me for my footlong frank for the past 2 years.LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
Your butthole smells of and old man%26039;s genitals.LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
If i got nothing good to say, umm i don%26039;t want to say it pal, but Fight On! corn dog or not. Fight On to Victory.LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
MMMMmmmmm.... Corn Dogs!
You gonna take that about your mom Austin??LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
Interesting Austin.
Corn dogLSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
I dont know Austin, but I know its better than USC fans smelling like S**t.....
Oh wait, youre a USC fan....LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
You need professional psychiatric help dude. I bet the USC condoms are proud to have you represent them....LMFAO.receiving error code 0x80072ee7 bird
fans how they smell - you know, like corn dogs.
LSU fans seem, somehow, sensitive to that whole corn dog issue.
I think this may be why a lot of fans get beaten up by LSU fans. If you
attend a game in Baton Rouge, try to avoid telling them that they smell
like corn dogs. Say something else instead. Like, %26quot;Wow, LSU sure does
have a great team this year. This is going to be a great SEC game.%26quot;
It%26039;s hard. I know. It%26039;s like when you%26039;re having sex and you try to
think about baseball. That corn dog smell is just so overwhelming.
It makes it hard for you to think about football or baseball or
whatever else. Your brain wanders into corn dog topics like: %26quot;Gee, I
wonder if I took a bite of your finger, if you would taste just like
a corn dog?%26quot;; or %26quot;Is this a real person or is it a giant corn dog trying
to make me think it is a real person?%26quot; or %26quot;What did that giant corn dog
just say?%26quot; or %26quot;Excuse me, Mister, why is it that you smell just exactly
like corn dogs smell?%26quot; or, of course, after a silencer:
%26quot;Madam, did you just let the corn dogs out?%26quot;
Heck, after what I%26039;ve heard about LSU fans, I think it may be better
not to smell them at all. Okay, not all of them. Some of them are
nice. Sure. Smell the nice ones. That%26039;s okay.
You know what else is a bad thing to do? Holding your nose around them.
They are real sensitive to that, too. Try holding your breath. But
don%26039;t be obvious about it. Somehow they know you%26039;re trying not to
breathe in the corn dog smell. And that offends them. They%26039;ll likely
punch you for that if they catch on to what you%26039;re doing.
If you do breathe it in long enough, though, it%26039;ll permeate your whole
body, and then you%26039;ll smell like a corn dog just like they do. But
don%26039;t say, %26quot;Dang, now I smell like a corn dog.%26quot; They take offense to
that. And they will throw things. But not corn dogs. Hard stuff.
Stuff that leaves bruises and makes you bleed. Then you may have to get
stitches or something. Just don%26039;t say it. If you do start smelling like
a corn dog, just shut up about it. Okay?
I think kids are acutely aware of corn dog smells too. Counsel your
kids on how to behave around LSU fans. If LSU fans are driving around
town, do not let your kids stick their heads out of your car window and
sniff the air. No. Keep your windows rolled up. An odd change in
their expression - indicating they smell corn dogs - might get a wrench
or pipe or some other object tossed at your windshield. So, that%26039;s
dangerous. Let your kids stick their heads out of the car windows as
you drive - on some other weekend
I know you are just as puzzled as I am about some of this corn dog
stuff. What puzzles me most is that I%26039;ve never actually seen any of
these LSU fans with a corn dog in their hand. Okay, maybe there%26039;s no
mystery there - maybe they already ate the corn dogs. Who knows?
Maybe there%26039;s a corn dog factory in Baton Rouge and they all work there.
Maybe, there%26039;s a corn dog lotion that they wear, or a French perfume.
Maybe their city council puts corn dog juice in the water supply -
kind of like fluoride. The politics there are probably weird.
The big political issue during the city election is whether they should
add more ketchup or more mustard to the water. Don%26039;t comment on it
though. It%26039;s not politically correct over there. It%26039;s like a
malnutrition issue or something. It%26039;s like the corn dogs are probably
added to the water to prevent starvation or something.
I know when you go to Baton Rouge, you%26039;re thinking: %26quot;Ahhhh. Here I am
in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I%26039;ll bet the people here smell just like
boiled crawfish or shrimp etoufe%26039; or some fancy Cajun food.%26quot; But just
stop thinking that. That%26039;s just a myth. They smell just like corn dogs.
In fact, please listen to my advice. Leave them alone about the corn
dog odor. And don%26039;t try masking the odor with something stronger.
They%26039;ll curse at you. They%26039;ll say something like: %26quot;WTF, how dare you
smoke a cigar in my home,%26quot; or %26quot;WTF!! Are you too good for the smell of
corn dogs?%26quot; and they%26039;ll cuss out your kids too: %26quot;WTF!!! Little Mister
fancy pants over here acts like he doesn%26039;t want to smell like corn dogs.%26quot;
Cajuns are not like us. Don%26039;t you see that, yet? They are really
sensitive about being sniffed and about their corn dog aroma. They know
they smell like corn dogs and it is no laughing matter to them at all.
I know, I know. We sniff the bammers and the UGA dawgs and the Ole
messes, and we keep a straight face with each of them, but don%26039;t press
your luck with the Cajun tiger fans. Don%26039;t refer to Death Valley as corn
dog valley either. I mean that%26039;s just wrong. Even if you%26039;ve been
drinking, they%26039;ll beat you up and curse out your kids.
Along these lines, be extra careful when you laugh in their direction -
even if you%26039;re laughing about something else. Like baseball or football,
or sex or whatever. If you can%26039;t control yourself and you must laugh
though, do not snort. The snorting makes them think that you smell their
corn dog body odor from a distance or that you%26039;re choking on it or
something. They%26039;ll likely burn your van for that. We lost a campus
building over just one snort.
So, just remember. You can love one another without sniffing each
other. You can enjoy the clash of a couple of good football teams.
You can enjoy the thrill of the rivalry. But after the game, please heed
my words. Please just move along. No sniffing the opposing fans this
Saturday. Okay? Get your corn dog jollies at home.
Enough with this corn dog talk. Let%26039;s play ball...LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
seriously i%26039;m an SC fan and i don%26039;t like LSU at all, but you%26039;re going off the edge. you seriously need to get over this and TUNE IT DOWN A NOTCH!!!
FIGHT ON!LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
I watched the LSU game and I%26039;d say VT got a big wienie stuck to em alright. LSU fans are rowdy but it is all in good fun.Maybe your not grown enough to go to Baton Rouge and tail gait from 8am till kickoff or to attend the game. It is only for big boys.
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LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?No offense, but I%26039;ll take a good corn dog smell over the smell of tofu and LA smog anyday.
I do have to congratulate you, though, for managing to post a question without saying fight on. Try making it a habit.LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
Dude I believe you%26039;re the absolute dumbest muthaf*ker on here.LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
why do you keep talking, nobody cares what you say. I%26039;m not an LSU fan, and perhaps they do smell like corn dogs I don%26039;t know, but this question is lame.LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
yeah.... unlike you, i don%26039;t go around sniffing people.LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
I guess your mother is a huge corn dog fan. She has been pestering me for my footlong frank for the past 2 years.LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
Your butthole smells of and old man%26039;s genitals.LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
If i got nothing good to say, umm i don%26039;t want to say it pal, but Fight On! corn dog or not. Fight On to Victory.LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
MMMMmmmmm.... Corn Dogs!
You gonna take that about your mom Austin??LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
Interesting Austin.
Corn dogLSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
I dont know Austin, but I know its better than USC fans smelling like S**t.....
Oh wait, youre a USC fan....LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
You need professional psychiatric help dude. I bet the USC condoms are proud to have you represent them....LMFAO.
2000 Ford Focus defroster wont switch from vents?
My nob that controls weather my heat is directed to the windshield or out to the forward vents won't change from the forward vents. I can still turn the nob, but it will not switch to the feet or defroster modes. At first it seemed to get tougher to turn it, and at that time It still worked. Then today it became easy to turn the nob, but the modes would not change. What can I do to fix this problem? Winter is here now in colorado and I need it to at least be on defroster mode. If I need to remove the console, how can I do that without breaking anything? Money is too tight to take it to a shop. I need, if only temporary, a fix to get it into the defroster.
Thanks!2000 Ford Focus defroster wont switch from vents?
Try pulling the nob out and switch it with one of the other HVAC dials. If it works, you know that the knob is striped or something and you can just replace the knob.
Thanks!2000 Ford Focus defroster wont switch from vents?
Try pulling the nob out and switch it with one of the other HVAC dials. If it works, you know that the knob is striped or something and you can just replace the knob.
What can I do?
Im in Karachi, Pakistan for the next 10 days.
Coming here has opened my eyes to how thankful I should be. There are so many children here working in dangerous conditions, selling items on the street, cleaning windshields on busy roads, making things in factories, all signs of child labour. It brings tears to my eyes.
Everybody here says the people on the streets begging are professionals and we shouldnt give to them, even their kids come with them from small villages to do this as a profession, giving to them is wasting money. I understand, but what can I then do to help the children, ive bought some food when they've begged to me and have brought books to donate to a school, what are some other ideas? I want to focus on the children. Is it possible to help change the system without it changing you? Im so confused and disheartedWhat can I do?
Send soccer balls. You can't do everything, but don't forget they are children, and children need/love to play games.
Soccer balls are a great form of entertainment because so many kids can play with just one.
A friend just came back from a trip to India and had the same concerns, %26quot;What can I do?%26quot; We organized a group to send soccer balls and the response has been overwhelming.What can I do?
http://www.globalmarch.org/
start there.
goodluckWhat can I do?
You will become a saint if you manage to solve the begging problem in Pakistan.
Good luck to you.What can I do?
As an individual you can't fight the system. But as an individual you can help brighten a few kids lives. Refreshing to see that someone cares enough to bring it to the attention of the people here.Good luck to you. Stay safe.What can I do?
First off just being there and being concerend about the problem is way more than most people will ever do in their entire life. I have been to places in africa and asia and i know exactly what u are talkin about. My sister (who lived in africa for years) said that some parents chop off their childrens limbs to make tourists more likely to give them money. Speading the word i think is most impotant.
Our goverment only involves itself when there is money involved (WWII the pacific trade line...yes not the nazi's...Iraq-we now controll all the money from the oil.) i could go on and on. Does it matter when millions of africans are kiled by a army that we could stop in a matter of weeks....no. So whatever u can do is more than anybody else in the US even cares about.
Coming here has opened my eyes to how thankful I should be. There are so many children here working in dangerous conditions, selling items on the street, cleaning windshields on busy roads, making things in factories, all signs of child labour. It brings tears to my eyes.
Everybody here says the people on the streets begging are professionals and we shouldnt give to them, even their kids come with them from small villages to do this as a profession, giving to them is wasting money. I understand, but what can I then do to help the children, ive bought some food when they've begged to me and have brought books to donate to a school, what are some other ideas? I want to focus on the children. Is it possible to help change the system without it changing you? Im so confused and disheartedWhat can I do?
Send soccer balls. You can't do everything, but don't forget they are children, and children need/love to play games.
Soccer balls are a great form of entertainment because so many kids can play with just one.
A friend just came back from a trip to India and had the same concerns, %26quot;What can I do?%26quot; We organized a group to send soccer balls and the response has been overwhelming.What can I do?
http://www.globalmarch.org/
start there.
goodluckWhat can I do?
You will become a saint if you manage to solve the begging problem in Pakistan.
Good luck to you.What can I do?
As an individual you can't fight the system. But as an individual you can help brighten a few kids lives. Refreshing to see that someone cares enough to bring it to the attention of the people here.Good luck to you. Stay safe.What can I do?
First off just being there and being concerend about the problem is way more than most people will ever do in their entire life. I have been to places in africa and asia and i know exactly what u are talkin about. My sister (who lived in africa for years) said that some parents chop off their childrens limbs to make tourists more likely to give them money. Speading the word i think is most impotant.
Our goverment only involves itself when there is money involved (WWII the pacific trade line...yes not the nazi's...Iraq-we now controll all the money from the oil.) i could go on and on. Does it matter when millions of africans are kiled by a army that we could stop in a matter of weeks....no. So whatever u can do is more than anybody else in the US even cares about.
Gotta do my physics review someone help with questions?
51.) a jet is moving at a constant velovcity the total thrust of the engines is 4000 n how much air resistance is there?
a.) 4000
b.) 8000
c.) 12,000
d.) 16,000
e.) not enough information
52.) a object of mass 10 kg falls from a cliff for 4.8 seconds before hitting the ground. what was the speed before hitting the ground
a.) 47
b.) 76.5
c.) 1128.5
D.) not enough info?
57.) if net positive force is applied to a resting body
a.) the body will accelerate
b.) the body will have a change in velocity
c.) the body will change drection
d.) all of the above
e.) none of the above
60.) a bug going 1 ms sout hits a car traveling 25 ms north after the collisions the bug sticks to the windshield the bug experiences a greater impulse because
a.) the bugs mass compared to the cars mass is small
b.) the bugs velocity changes the most
c.) the cars mass is increased by the bugs mass
d.) not enough information
again again and again thank you for the help everyoneGotta do my physics review someone help with questions?
a.) 4000
do your own homeworkGotta do my physics review someone help with questions?
51. a.) 4000
When the resultant force is zero, an object is either at rest or going through a motion with constant velocity.
52. a.) 47
u=0m/s, t=4.8s, a=9.81m/s2, v=?
v = u + at
v = 0 + (9.81)(4.8)
v = 47.088m/s
57. d.) all of the above
60. b.) the bugs velocity changes the mostGotta do my physics review someone help with questions?
Hey, I learned calculus from wikipedia.
Do a search for %26quot;kinematics%26quot; the study of motion acceleration distance velocity and time.
My prayers are you with and all the other troops serving over in Afghanistan.
a.) 4000
b.) 8000
c.) 12,000
d.) 16,000
e.) not enough information
52.) a object of mass 10 kg falls from a cliff for 4.8 seconds before hitting the ground. what was the speed before hitting the ground
a.) 47
b.) 76.5
c.) 1128.5
D.) not enough info?
57.) if net positive force is applied to a resting body
a.) the body will accelerate
b.) the body will have a change in velocity
c.) the body will change drection
d.) all of the above
e.) none of the above
60.) a bug going 1 ms sout hits a car traveling 25 ms north after the collisions the bug sticks to the windshield the bug experiences a greater impulse because
a.) the bugs mass compared to the cars mass is small
b.) the bugs velocity changes the most
c.) the cars mass is increased by the bugs mass
d.) not enough information
again again and again thank you for the help everyoneGotta do my physics review someone help with questions?
a.) 4000
do your own homeworkGotta do my physics review someone help with questions?
51. a.) 4000
When the resultant force is zero, an object is either at rest or going through a motion with constant velocity.
52. a.) 47
u=0m/s, t=4.8s, a=9.81m/s2, v=?
v = u + at
v = 0 + (9.81)(4.8)
v = 47.088m/s
57. d.) all of the above
60. b.) the bugs velocity changes the mostGotta do my physics review someone help with questions?
Hey, I learned calculus from wikipedia.
Do a search for %26quot;kinematics%26quot; the study of motion acceleration distance velocity and time.
My prayers are you with and all the other troops serving over in Afghanistan.
LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
LSU fans smell just like corn dogs.
Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.
LSU fans do smell like corn dogs.
I would never tell them that to their face though. This is something
better said at internet distances. Even now, I am afraid.
I am afraid that they%26039;ll know I said it. I%26039;ll walk past an LSU fan
someday, and he%26039;ll see that look in my eye that gives it away.
That look that says, %26quot;gee, what is that smell? Is it corn dogs?%26quot;
The next thing you know, I%26039;ll have flat tires on my car.
If you only learn one thing from me today, remember not to tell LSU
fans how they smell - you know, like corn dogs.
LSU fans seem, somehow, sensitive to that whole corn dog issue.
I think this may be why a lot of fans get beaten up by LSU fans. If you
attend a game in Baton Rouge, try to avoid telling them that they smell
like corn dogs. Say something else instead. Like, %26quot;Wow, LSU sure does
have a great team this year. This is going to be a great SEC game.%26quot;
It%26039;s hard. I know. It%26039;s like when you%26039;re having sex and you try to
think about baseball. That corn dog smell is just so overwhelming.
It makes it hard for you to think about football or baseball or
whatever else. Your brain wanders into corn dog topics like: %26quot;Gee, I
wonder if I took a bite of your finger, if you would taste just like
a corn dog?%26quot;; or %26quot;Is this a real person or is it a giant corn dog trying
to make me think it is a real person?%26quot; or %26quot;What did that giant corn dog
just say?%26quot; or %26quot;Excuse me, Mister, why is it that you smell just exactly
like corn dogs smell?%26quot; or, of course, after a silencer:
%26quot;Madam, did you just let the corn dogs out?%26quot;
Heck, after what I%26039;ve heard about LSU fans, I think it may be better
not to smell them at all. Okay, not all of them. Some of them are
nice. Sure. Smell the nice ones. That%26039;s okay.
You know what else is a bad thing to do? Holding your nose around them.
They are real sensitive to that, too. Try holding your breath. But
don%26039;t be obvious about it. Somehow they know you%26039;re trying not to
breathe in the corn dog smell. And that offends them. They%26039;ll likely
punch you for that if they catch on to what you%26039;re doing.
If you do breathe it in long enough, though, it%26039;ll permeate your whole
body, and then you%26039;ll smell like a corn dog just like they do. But
don%26039;t say, %26quot;Dang, now I smell like a corn dog.%26quot; They take offense to
that. And they will throw things. But not corn dogs. Hard stuff.
Stuff that leaves bruises and makes you bleed. Then you may have to get
stitches or something. Just don%26039;t say it. If you do start smelling like
a corn dog, just shut up about it. Okay?
I think kids are acutely aware of corn dog smells too. Counsel your
kids on how to behave around LSU fans. If LSU fans are driving around
town, do not let your kids stick their heads out of your car window and
sniff the air. No. Keep your windows rolled up. An odd change in
their expression - indicating they smell corn dogs - might get a wrench
or pipe or some other object tossed at your windshield. So, that%26039;s
dangerous. Let your kids stick their heads out of the car windows as
you drive - on some other weekend
I know you are just as puzzled as I am about some of this corn dog
stuff. What puzzles me most is that I%26039;ve never actually seen any of
these LSU fans with a corn dog in their hand. Okay, maybe there%26039;s no
mystery there - maybe they already ate the corn dogs. Who knows?
Maybe there%26039;s a corn dog factory in Baton Rouge and they all work there.
Maybe, there%26039;s a corn dog lotion that they wear, or a French perfume.
Maybe their city council puts corn dog juice in the water supply -
kind of like fluoride. The politics there are probably weird.
The big political issue during the city election is whether they should
add more ketchup or more mustard to the water. Don%26039;t comment on it
though. It%26039;s not politically correct over there. It%26039;s like a
malnutrition issue or something. It%26039;s like the corn dogs are probably
added to the water to prevent starvation or something.
I know when you go to Baton Rouge, you%26039;re thinking: %26quot;Ahhhh. Here I am
in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I%26039;ll bet the people here smell just like
boiled crawfish or shrimp etoufe%26039; or some fancy Cajun food.%26quot; But just
stop thinking that. That%26039;s just a myth. They smell just like corn dogs.
In fact, please listen to my advice. Leave them alone about the corn
dog odor. And don%26039;t try masking the odor with something stronger.
They%26039;ll curse at you. They%26039;ll say something like: %26quot;WTF, how dare you
smoke a cigar in my home,%26quot; or %26quot;WTF!! Are you too good for the smell of
corn dogs?%26quot; and they%26039;ll cuss out your kids too: %26quot;WTF!!! Little Mister
fancy pants over here acts like he doesn%26039;t want to smell like corn dogs.%26quot;
Cajuns are not like us. Don%26039;t you see that, yet? They are really
sensitive about being sniffed and about their corn dog aroma. They know
they smell like corn dogs and it is no laughing matter to them at all.
I know, I know. We sniff the bammers and the UGA dawgs and the Ole
messes, and we keep a straight face with each of them, but don%26039;t press
your luck with the Cajun tiger fans. Don%26039;t refer to Death Valley as corn
dog valley either. I mean that%26039;s just wrong. Even if you%26039;ve been
drinking, they%26039;ll beat you up and curse out your kids.
Along these lines, be extra careful when you laugh in their direction -
even if you%26039;re laughing about something else. Like baseball or football,
or sex or whatever. If you can%26039;t control yourself and you must laugh
though, do not snort. The snorting makes them think that you smell their
corn dog body odor from a distance or that you%26039;re choking on it or
something. They%26039;ll likely burn your van for that. We lost a campus
building over just one snort.
So, just remember. You can love one another without sniffing each
other. You can enjoy the clash of a couple of good football teams.
You can enjoy the thrill of the rivalry. But after the game, please heed
my words. Please just move along. No sniffing the opposing fans this
Saturday. Okay? Get your corn dog jollies at home.
Enough with this corn dog talk. Let%26039;s play ball...LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
Cool it with the Corndogs and root for USC.
FIGHT ON!LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
My apologies on USC%26039;s huge loss to unrated Stanford. OH, THE HUMANITY!!!!
i hear ya, however its fans like you that are causing the big **** talking,,, just be quiet about **** like that and let the kids play the game and stop the name calling stuffLSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
You bring your lil ol surf boardin butt around me sniffin and carrying on I gonna knock your azz out. Fool.LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
I%26039;m not sure about corn dogs, but LSU will smell like toast after playing UF.LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
I wouldn%26039;t know about that but I have heard that when you take off your shoes and socks it smells like Fritos Chilli Cheese Corn Chips and when your sister takes her panties off it smells like rotten fish.LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
We should put a nice rub on you and smoke you like we do our pigs.LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
MMMMmmmmm....
CORNDOGS!!!LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
dude that%26039;s hillariousLSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
YOU HAVE POSTED THIS STUPID NOT-QUESTION THREE TIMES!
We get it, you think we smell like corndogs.
Whatever,
I think you%26039;re just hatin%26039; because we%26039;re kicking EVERYONE%26039;S asses this season. Like right now, USC is going DOWN.
Thanks for the two points.
Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.
LSU fans do smell like corn dogs.
I would never tell them that to their face though. This is something
better said at internet distances. Even now, I am afraid.
I am afraid that they%26039;ll know I said it. I%26039;ll walk past an LSU fan
someday, and he%26039;ll see that look in my eye that gives it away.
That look that says, %26quot;gee, what is that smell? Is it corn dogs?%26quot;
The next thing you know, I%26039;ll have flat tires on my car.
If you only learn one thing from me today, remember not to tell LSU
fans how they smell - you know, like corn dogs.
LSU fans seem, somehow, sensitive to that whole corn dog issue.
I think this may be why a lot of fans get beaten up by LSU fans. If you
attend a game in Baton Rouge, try to avoid telling them that they smell
like corn dogs. Say something else instead. Like, %26quot;Wow, LSU sure does
have a great team this year. This is going to be a great SEC game.%26quot;
It%26039;s hard. I know. It%26039;s like when you%26039;re having sex and you try to
think about baseball. That corn dog smell is just so overwhelming.
It makes it hard for you to think about football or baseball or
whatever else. Your brain wanders into corn dog topics like: %26quot;Gee, I
wonder if I took a bite of your finger, if you would taste just like
a corn dog?%26quot;; or %26quot;Is this a real person or is it a giant corn dog trying
to make me think it is a real person?%26quot; or %26quot;What did that giant corn dog
just say?%26quot; or %26quot;Excuse me, Mister, why is it that you smell just exactly
like corn dogs smell?%26quot; or, of course, after a silencer:
%26quot;Madam, did you just let the corn dogs out?%26quot;
Heck, after what I%26039;ve heard about LSU fans, I think it may be better
not to smell them at all. Okay, not all of them. Some of them are
nice. Sure. Smell the nice ones. That%26039;s okay.
You know what else is a bad thing to do? Holding your nose around them.
They are real sensitive to that, too. Try holding your breath. But
don%26039;t be obvious about it. Somehow they know you%26039;re trying not to
breathe in the corn dog smell. And that offends them. They%26039;ll likely
punch you for that if they catch on to what you%26039;re doing.
If you do breathe it in long enough, though, it%26039;ll permeate your whole
body, and then you%26039;ll smell like a corn dog just like they do. But
don%26039;t say, %26quot;Dang, now I smell like a corn dog.%26quot; They take offense to
that. And they will throw things. But not corn dogs. Hard stuff.
Stuff that leaves bruises and makes you bleed. Then you may have to get
stitches or something. Just don%26039;t say it. If you do start smelling like
a corn dog, just shut up about it. Okay?
I think kids are acutely aware of corn dog smells too. Counsel your
kids on how to behave around LSU fans. If LSU fans are driving around
town, do not let your kids stick their heads out of your car window and
sniff the air. No. Keep your windows rolled up. An odd change in
their expression - indicating they smell corn dogs - might get a wrench
or pipe or some other object tossed at your windshield. So, that%26039;s
dangerous. Let your kids stick their heads out of the car windows as
you drive - on some other weekend
I know you are just as puzzled as I am about some of this corn dog
stuff. What puzzles me most is that I%26039;ve never actually seen any of
these LSU fans with a corn dog in their hand. Okay, maybe there%26039;s no
mystery there - maybe they already ate the corn dogs. Who knows?
Maybe there%26039;s a corn dog factory in Baton Rouge and they all work there.
Maybe, there%26039;s a corn dog lotion that they wear, or a French perfume.
Maybe their city council puts corn dog juice in the water supply -
kind of like fluoride. The politics there are probably weird.
The big political issue during the city election is whether they should
add more ketchup or more mustard to the water. Don%26039;t comment on it
though. It%26039;s not politically correct over there. It%26039;s like a
malnutrition issue or something. It%26039;s like the corn dogs are probably
added to the water to prevent starvation or something.
I know when you go to Baton Rouge, you%26039;re thinking: %26quot;Ahhhh. Here I am
in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I%26039;ll bet the people here smell just like
boiled crawfish or shrimp etoufe%26039; or some fancy Cajun food.%26quot; But just
stop thinking that. That%26039;s just a myth. They smell just like corn dogs.
In fact, please listen to my advice. Leave them alone about the corn
dog odor. And don%26039;t try masking the odor with something stronger.
They%26039;ll curse at you. They%26039;ll say something like: %26quot;WTF, how dare you
smoke a cigar in my home,%26quot; or %26quot;WTF!! Are you too good for the smell of
corn dogs?%26quot; and they%26039;ll cuss out your kids too: %26quot;WTF!!! Little Mister
fancy pants over here acts like he doesn%26039;t want to smell like corn dogs.%26quot;
Cajuns are not like us. Don%26039;t you see that, yet? They are really
sensitive about being sniffed and about their corn dog aroma. They know
they smell like corn dogs and it is no laughing matter to them at all.
I know, I know. We sniff the bammers and the UGA dawgs and the Ole
messes, and we keep a straight face with each of them, but don%26039;t press
your luck with the Cajun tiger fans. Don%26039;t refer to Death Valley as corn
dog valley either. I mean that%26039;s just wrong. Even if you%26039;ve been
drinking, they%26039;ll beat you up and curse out your kids.
Along these lines, be extra careful when you laugh in their direction -
even if you%26039;re laughing about something else. Like baseball or football,
or sex or whatever. If you can%26039;t control yourself and you must laugh
though, do not snort. The snorting makes them think that you smell their
corn dog body odor from a distance or that you%26039;re choking on it or
something. They%26039;ll likely burn your van for that. We lost a campus
building over just one snort.
So, just remember. You can love one another without sniffing each
other. You can enjoy the clash of a couple of good football teams.
You can enjoy the thrill of the rivalry. But after the game, please heed
my words. Please just move along. No sniffing the opposing fans this
Saturday. Okay? Get your corn dog jollies at home.
Enough with this corn dog talk. Let%26039;s play ball...LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
Cool it with the Corndogs and root for USC.
FIGHT ON!LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
My apologies on USC%26039;s huge loss to unrated Stanford. OH, THE HUMANITY!!!!
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LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?i hear ya, however its fans like you that are causing the big **** talking,,, just be quiet about **** like that and let the kids play the game and stop the name calling stuffLSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
You bring your lil ol surf boardin butt around me sniffin and carrying on I gonna knock your azz out. Fool.LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
I%26039;m not sure about corn dogs, but LSU will smell like toast after playing UF.LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
I wouldn%26039;t know about that but I have heard that when you take off your shoes and socks it smells like Fritos Chilli Cheese Corn Chips and when your sister takes her panties off it smells like rotten fish.LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
We should put a nice rub on you and smoke you like we do our pigs.LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
MMMMmmmmm....
CORNDOGS!!!LSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
dude that%26039;s hillariousLSU fans smell just like corn dogs. Yes, it is often said, but so, so true. Who agrees with me?
YOU HAVE POSTED THIS STUPID NOT-QUESTION THREE TIMES!
We get it, you think we smell like corndogs.
Whatever,
I think you%26039;re just hatin%26039; because we%26039;re kicking EVERYONE%26039;S asses this season. Like right now, USC is going DOWN.
Thanks for the two points.
How to hit a flat forehand?
Hello, I have a pretty consistent and powerful forehand by using the windshield wiper follow through and the semi-western grip, which generates a lot of topspin but I was wondering how I could flatten out the shot more so I could hit winners when the time arises? I know that I need to swing THROUGH the ball as opposed to brushing up on it but how exactly can I achieve this and still use the windshield wiper follow through or do I have to change to the classical way of hitting?
Thanks.How to hit a flat forehand?
Hey Kayleigh thanks for not anwsering the dudes question at all, if you are just gunna go on some rant about what people are doing wrong in the game of tennis, this is the place, this is for questions, and wait for it....answers.How to hit a flat forehand?
first of all NEVER use the wind shield wiper. Make a nike swoosh or a C shape in the air and follow through. catch the racket with your left hand. To achieve topspin the right way you have to get under the ball more and move your racket faster. Hold your grip like you are shaking some ones hand. the windshield wiper was how you hit a ball in the 90's. It was all linear. now you want a fluent swing that never stops so you can generate power through the whole process, not halfHow to hit a flat forehand?
It's kind of hard to explain in words, easier to demonstrate physically but I will try my best. You are right that you have to hit through the ball. If you want to keep your windshield wiper follow through that is not a problem.
Just make sure that you keep your elbow and wrist locked tight as you make contact with the ball and keep moving your arm forward through the ball. after you make contact you can break the lock on your elbow and wrist and allow your natural follow through to ensue. This should help you to hit flatter and harder for more winners.
I hope this helped, if you need more help than feel free to email me.How to hit a flat forehand?
Maybe try to hit the ball on the rise, that usually has some effect on flattening it out. Also try to keep more of a firm wrist as topspin uses a lot wrist, so getting rid of the wrist movement should flatten the ball out too. Probably don't need to move your grip much at all just rotate your arm at the last second to hit the ball a bit more open. Go for flat winners down the line as they are much easier and have a far better success rate than cross court flat shots.marriage and divorce4 How do I bind a quilt
Thanks.How to hit a flat forehand?
Hey Kayleigh thanks for not anwsering the dudes question at all, if you are just gunna go on some rant about what people are doing wrong in the game of tennis, this is the place, this is for questions, and wait for it....answers.How to hit a flat forehand?
first of all NEVER use the wind shield wiper. Make a nike swoosh or a C shape in the air and follow through. catch the racket with your left hand. To achieve topspin the right way you have to get under the ball more and move your racket faster. Hold your grip like you are shaking some ones hand. the windshield wiper was how you hit a ball in the 90's. It was all linear. now you want a fluent swing that never stops so you can generate power through the whole process, not halfHow to hit a flat forehand?
It's kind of hard to explain in words, easier to demonstrate physically but I will try my best. You are right that you have to hit through the ball. If you want to keep your windshield wiper follow through that is not a problem.
Just make sure that you keep your elbow and wrist locked tight as you make contact with the ball and keep moving your arm forward through the ball. after you make contact you can break the lock on your elbow and wrist and allow your natural follow through to ensue. This should help you to hit flatter and harder for more winners.
I hope this helped, if you need more help than feel free to email me.How to hit a flat forehand?
Maybe try to hit the ball on the rise, that usually has some effect on flattening it out. Also try to keep more of a firm wrist as topspin uses a lot wrist, so getting rid of the wrist movement should flatten the ball out too. Probably don't need to move your grip much at all just rotate your arm at the last second to hit the ball a bit more open. Go for flat winners down the line as they are much easier and have a far better success rate than cross court flat shots.
Is this a heater core problem?
2001 Ford Taurus is leaking antifreeze from front passenger side, you can smell antifreeze blow through the vents, the heat and air sometimes don't work, air blows warm air/heat blows cold air, car over heats, temp gage will drastically fluctuate, windows won't defrost sometimes, and you can see antifreeze outside splashed on the windshield a little bit.
It will run normal and within 30 seconds be running super hot, then go back to normal, then back up to hot again. Water pump was just changed last year.
How much to fix this?Is this a heater core problem?
yes this will defiantly be the heater core.
My advice would be to stop using the car all together until it can be repaired as it can be very easy for the engine to run out of coolant and overheat-if this happens things will get very expensive as it can warp the cylinder head.
If you have no other option but to keep on driving please keep a close check on the water in the radiator before you start driving.
And please remember never to remove the radiator cap when the engine is hot or the hot coolant can rapidly escape and cause severe burns.
If you want to check the engine to see if it has suffered a warped head from overheating remove the engine oil filler cap and the engine oil dipstick and see what color the oil is. The oil should not have a mayonnaise like appearance to it. If the engine oil starts to look like mayonnaise this indicates coolant has leaked into the engine oil due to a warped cylinder head. Then refit the oil cap and dipstick back on to the engine afterwards.
Im not sure how much it will cost to repair as it depends how much other damage has occurred.Is this a heater core problem?
What has happened is the coolant that ford used on that vehicle has turned to sludge and clogged everything up, it happens a lot. Your heater core is definitely busted and you will need to have the system professionally flushed. It would be worth it provided nothing else has been damaged by overheating. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.
Check your coolant bottle under the hood and see if the coolant has turned a reddish orange and has solids in it.Is this a heater core problem?
By the way, the reason that the temp gauge jumps around is because you are leaking the antifreeze out and creating air pockets and the sensor can't read air. Stop driving the vehicle, matter of fact don't turn it on. Your going to burn up your engine.Is this a heater core problem?
yep heater core...and yes an expensive and challenging fix for a novice mechanic and do indeed fix it before your looking at a bad head gasket and or warped head caused by over heating....that would cost over 600 at leastIs this a heater core problem?
yes it is the heater core and i just had one replaced on my taurus and parts and labor was 345.00 they are hard to change.Is this a heater core problem?
A lot of your symptoms: blowing hot and then cold, overheating car, temp gage going back and forth etc, are due to a very low coolant level. When there's not enough liquid in the radiator, the bit that's in there causes your temp gage to go up, hot air inside. When the fluid has passed, you've got air in your hoses, so there's nothing to register on the temp gage or flow though the heater coil to make heat or defroster work. Water pump doesn't effect this at all. Look for a leak inside the car in the floorboard, or outside directly underneath the firewall. Your coolant is vaporizing, that's why it's on the inside of your windshield. Check your thermostat. Are some of the hoses cold and others hot? If so, your thermostat is stuck closed. ($30 part, you can put it on yourself, probably.) For more step by step process, I'd recommend spending $12 on a Haynes manual for your car. It will tell you how to trace these things and how to fix them. Much cheaper than a mechanic.Is this a heater core problem?
Cooling systems can be hard to diagnos as theres a lot can be wrong but obviously you have a leak in your system and that needs to be found and rectified as your losing pressure in the system and losing fluid. the thermostat could be faulty and you can test that by taking it out and submerging it into boiling water to see if it is opening and closing properly.start with the simple things such as the radiator cap could need renewing When it gets hot does it lift the radiator cap and throw water into the overflow tank.?This is normal but if the cap is weak and the spring is not as good as it was it will lift under much less heat and cause you to loose water and then causes more overheating. When it is hot can you sqeeze the top radiator hose and is it very tight or does it not hold pressure (never try to remove a radiator cap untill you can sqeeze that hose and it is soft and not holding pressure or you will be scalded) Your radiator is a key player in your cooling system and i would also be flushing that to see what comes out.Is this a heater core problem?
Yes, heater core. You can replace it, or bypass the core with a piece of heater hose.
I bypassed in an old Subaru. It was awful in the winter - I had to bundle up to go driving, and I had to Rain-X anti-fog my windshield - even with that I had to keep a towel to wipe fog on hand! And on a long trip, I HAD to open the window (and freeze) or condensation would form on the windows! If you can, replace that core!
Figure $400 - you need to remove A LOT of stuff to get to a heater core - it's a PITA job!
Even when you have a new core, you may still have some problems - you definitely have a bad core, but some of your symptoms point to other potential problems as well. Maybe bypass the core for a temp fix and see if the other problems go away - it would suck to pay to have a new core put in and still have a ton of problems.
It will run normal and within 30 seconds be running super hot, then go back to normal, then back up to hot again. Water pump was just changed last year.
How much to fix this?Is this a heater core problem?
yes this will defiantly be the heater core.
My advice would be to stop using the car all together until it can be repaired as it can be very easy for the engine to run out of coolant and overheat-if this happens things will get very expensive as it can warp the cylinder head.
If you have no other option but to keep on driving please keep a close check on the water in the radiator before you start driving.
And please remember never to remove the radiator cap when the engine is hot or the hot coolant can rapidly escape and cause severe burns.
If you want to check the engine to see if it has suffered a warped head from overheating remove the engine oil filler cap and the engine oil dipstick and see what color the oil is. The oil should not have a mayonnaise like appearance to it. If the engine oil starts to look like mayonnaise this indicates coolant has leaked into the engine oil due to a warped cylinder head. Then refit the oil cap and dipstick back on to the engine afterwards.
Im not sure how much it will cost to repair as it depends how much other damage has occurred.Is this a heater core problem?
What has happened is the coolant that ford used on that vehicle has turned to sludge and clogged everything up, it happens a lot. Your heater core is definitely busted and you will need to have the system professionally flushed. It would be worth it provided nothing else has been damaged by overheating. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.
Check your coolant bottle under the hood and see if the coolant has turned a reddish orange and has solids in it.Is this a heater core problem?
By the way, the reason that the temp gauge jumps around is because you are leaking the antifreeze out and creating air pockets and the sensor can't read air. Stop driving the vehicle, matter of fact don't turn it on. Your going to burn up your engine.Is this a heater core problem?
yep heater core...and yes an expensive and challenging fix for a novice mechanic and do indeed fix it before your looking at a bad head gasket and or warped head caused by over heating....that would cost over 600 at leastIs this a heater core problem?
yes it is the heater core and i just had one replaced on my taurus and parts and labor was 345.00 they are hard to change.Is this a heater core problem?
A lot of your symptoms: blowing hot and then cold, overheating car, temp gage going back and forth etc, are due to a very low coolant level. When there's not enough liquid in the radiator, the bit that's in there causes your temp gage to go up, hot air inside. When the fluid has passed, you've got air in your hoses, so there's nothing to register on the temp gage or flow though the heater coil to make heat or defroster work. Water pump doesn't effect this at all. Look for a leak inside the car in the floorboard, or outside directly underneath the firewall. Your coolant is vaporizing, that's why it's on the inside of your windshield. Check your thermostat. Are some of the hoses cold and others hot? If so, your thermostat is stuck closed. ($30 part, you can put it on yourself, probably.) For more step by step process, I'd recommend spending $12 on a Haynes manual for your car. It will tell you how to trace these things and how to fix them. Much cheaper than a mechanic.Is this a heater core problem?
Cooling systems can be hard to diagnos as theres a lot can be wrong but obviously you have a leak in your system and that needs to be found and rectified as your losing pressure in the system and losing fluid. the thermostat could be faulty and you can test that by taking it out and submerging it into boiling water to see if it is opening and closing properly.start with the simple things such as the radiator cap could need renewing When it gets hot does it lift the radiator cap and throw water into the overflow tank.?This is normal but if the cap is weak and the spring is not as good as it was it will lift under much less heat and cause you to loose water and then causes more overheating. When it is hot can you sqeeze the top radiator hose and is it very tight or does it not hold pressure (never try to remove a radiator cap untill you can sqeeze that hose and it is soft and not holding pressure or you will be scalded) Your radiator is a key player in your cooling system and i would also be flushing that to see what comes out.Is this a heater core problem?
Yes, heater core. You can replace it, or bypass the core with a piece of heater hose.
I bypassed in an old Subaru. It was awful in the winter - I had to bundle up to go driving, and I had to Rain-X anti-fog my windshield - even with that I had to keep a towel to wipe fog on hand! And on a long trip, I HAD to open the window (and freeze) or condensation would form on the windows! If you can, replace that core!
Figure $400 - you need to remove A LOT of stuff to get to a heater core - it's a PITA job!
Even when you have a new core, you may still have some problems - you definitely have a bad core, but some of your symptoms point to other potential problems as well. Maybe bypass the core for a temp fix and see if the other problems go away - it would suck to pay to have a new core put in and still have a ton of problems.
Please help with my struts!?
Please help! I have no idea what I'm doing.
I just got my 2001 Hyundai Elantra inspected here in PA. The mechanic told me that one of my front struts is leaking. It's not required for inspection that I get it replaced, but he recommends it. They are charging $450 to replace both front struts. This is after a $550 charge for an oil change, inspection, back brakes (needed to pass inspection) and windshield wipers (needed to pass inspection).
Do I really need new struts right now? Or can I have some time to recover financially? And are those fair prices?
I just moved here and have never been to this mechanic before. And I don't know anything at all about cars, except how to drive one and how often to get my oil changed.
Am I being ripped off?Please help with my struts!?
Yes, a 2001 car most likely needs both front and rear suspension components to be replaced. You'll be amazed how much better the car rides, handles and drives with new struts. http://www.tirerack.com/suspension/Suspt
4 new KYB GR-2 struts cost $224 plus shipping. If the shop is using that brand then $450 is a rip off to replace 2 struts, I'd get another quote, and then another quote if you supply the materials. To replace 4 struts shouldn't take more then 5 hours of labor, I've done it at home on my car and friends cars.Please help with my struts!?
what did they do to the rear brakes?replace pads or shoes,drums or rotors,calipers or wheel cyclinders,bleed system?If they only changed pads or shoes yes you got boned!As for the struts if they are leaking the fail period!Most garages buy what is called loaded struts(they come with the strut and spring all ready put together)which is a good way to replace them but cost more than just the struts alone.Please help with my struts!?
Not immediately, depending how badly the strut(s) is leaking.
Once the strut eventually becomes completely useless, it will inevitably take its toll on other front end components - but I doubt that it can't wait a while until you recover from the most recent $550 repairs.Please help with my struts!?
i live in pa. too and that,s kinda high price for having that stuff done. i could have did that for half that price. but as for your struts they can wait awhile longer but don,t keep putting it off because you will wind up like my car. it needs springs now.Please help with my struts!?
You should be fine for a while.As long as the car still handles fine when you drive it.Yes those are fair prices.
I just got my 2001 Hyundai Elantra inspected here in PA. The mechanic told me that one of my front struts is leaking. It's not required for inspection that I get it replaced, but he recommends it. They are charging $450 to replace both front struts. This is after a $550 charge for an oil change, inspection, back brakes (needed to pass inspection) and windshield wipers (needed to pass inspection).
Do I really need new struts right now? Or can I have some time to recover financially? And are those fair prices?
I just moved here and have never been to this mechanic before. And I don't know anything at all about cars, except how to drive one and how often to get my oil changed.
Am I being ripped off?Please help with my struts!?
Yes, a 2001 car most likely needs both front and rear suspension components to be replaced. You'll be amazed how much better the car rides, handles and drives with new struts. http://www.tirerack.com/suspension/Suspt
4 new KYB GR-2 struts cost $224 plus shipping. If the shop is using that brand then $450 is a rip off to replace 2 struts, I'd get another quote, and then another quote if you supply the materials. To replace 4 struts shouldn't take more then 5 hours of labor, I've done it at home on my car and friends cars.Please help with my struts!?
what did they do to the rear brakes?replace pads or shoes,drums or rotors,calipers or wheel cyclinders,bleed system?If they only changed pads or shoes yes you got boned!As for the struts if they are leaking the fail period!Most garages buy what is called loaded struts(they come with the strut and spring all ready put together)which is a good way to replace them but cost more than just the struts alone.Please help with my struts!?
Not immediately, depending how badly the strut(s) is leaking.
Once the strut eventually becomes completely useless, it will inevitably take its toll on other front end components - but I doubt that it can't wait a while until you recover from the most recent $550 repairs.Please help with my struts!?
i live in pa. too and that,s kinda high price for having that stuff done. i could have did that for half that price. but as for your struts they can wait awhile longer but don,t keep putting it off because you will wind up like my car. it needs springs now.Please help with my struts!?
You should be fine for a while.As long as the car still handles fine when you drive it.Yes those are fair prices.
How do I stand up to my mom for myself and my family?
I am 35 years old and my mother believes she can still tell me what to do. For example she used to date our insurance agent and now no longer does. She claims he beat her and is manipulative and wants us to change insurance agents. Well he came to see my daughter's last concert, gave her flowers, and got every one ice cream after wards. When my mom and her new boyfriend came over for the other daughter's concert she asked who the flowers were from so we told her, that got her all upset. To the point of calling me at work and said she does not want grand kidskids around her old boyfriend, we should chance insurance agents, and I broke her heart that we still talk to her old boyfriend. I told her he is a good agent helped us through a tornado and broken windshield and she still said well at least change agentsyouryoor brother found out after what he (the old boyfriend) did to my broth , my brother would be angry with me also. Another example is I can never be sick, if I do not feel good she thinks it is all a lie and should be at work. My husband has had enough, keeps on saying he will step in but never does to help me. I am to the point of %26quot;no return%26quot;. Any one have any suggestions after reading that long rambling on and on? Many thanks :)How do I stand up to my mom for myself and my family?
your mom sounds clingy. ive always told myself that i can never be friends with my mom.shes trys to control everything and always judges me. when im old enough to move out, im only goin to tlk to my mom every other day and visit her once a weekHow do I stand up to my mom for myself and my family?
You are 35. Time to tell mom that her input is no longer welcomed.
When she starts in tell her that it is your life and you will do what you
want with your life. If mom calls at work tell her you can't talk now but
will discuss this later when you get home. You really need to have a
sit down with dear old mom and explain that you are old enough to
decide things for yourself.
your mom sounds clingy. ive always told myself that i can never be friends with my mom.shes trys to control everything and always judges me. when im old enough to move out, im only goin to tlk to my mom every other day and visit her once a weekHow do I stand up to my mom for myself and my family?
You are 35. Time to tell mom that her input is no longer welcomed.
When she starts in tell her that it is your life and you will do what you
want with your life. If mom calls at work tell her you can't talk now but
will discuss this later when you get home. You really need to have a
sit down with dear old mom and explain that you are old enough to
decide things for yourself.
How to get ex to fix car window?
i dated this guy a little over two months. we broke up about 3 weeks ago,
the night before we broke up we were fighting and he ended up punching my front windshield in my car. he said he would pay to get it fixed...but its been 3 weeks now and it hasn't been changed. we broke up on okay terms but now hes ignoring my calls and everything, ive tried talkin to his parents but nothings working
and all i want is my window fixed
what should i do?How to get ex to fix car window?
Take him to small claims court......How to get ex to fix car window?
courtHow to get ex to fix car window?
Stop treating him as a friend, and start treating this as a business contract.
Go to three different repair shops and ask for a written estimate. Get the window fixed at whichever shop has the best price and service.
Send copies of all the estimates, as well as the final invoice, to the ex, with a formal letter requesting payment in full, as he promised, and give him 30 days from the date of the letter to send payment to your address. Send a copy to his parents as well (if he is under 18, they are financially responsible).
If he ignores the letter, send him another letter telling him that you will take him to small claims court if he does not pay within the next two weeks. That will give you time to find a lawyer or fill out paperwork. If you're under 18, you will need to get your parents to help you.
the night before we broke up we were fighting and he ended up punching my front windshield in my car. he said he would pay to get it fixed...but its been 3 weeks now and it hasn't been changed. we broke up on okay terms but now hes ignoring my calls and everything, ive tried talkin to his parents but nothings working
and all i want is my window fixed
what should i do?How to get ex to fix car window?
Take him to small claims court......How to get ex to fix car window?
courtHow to get ex to fix car window?
Stop treating him as a friend, and start treating this as a business contract.
Go to three different repair shops and ask for a written estimate. Get the window fixed at whichever shop has the best price and service.
Send copies of all the estimates, as well as the final invoice, to the ex, with a formal letter requesting payment in full, as he promised, and give him 30 days from the date of the letter to send payment to your address. Send a copy to his parents as well (if he is under 18, they are financially responsible).
If he ignores the letter, send him another letter telling him that you will take him to small claims court if he does not pay within the next two weeks. That will give you time to find a lawyer or fill out paperwork. If you're under 18, you will need to get your parents to help you.
Car troubles, 1995 honda accord, lights dim, speedometer not working, etc... help?
Okay so I am trying to figure out what is going wrong now.. I know the car is 15 yrs old so it's bound to have something go wrong but here recently everything is going wrong!
`Okay we got the brakes, rotors, timing belt changed, all new in February.. we get windshield wipers once a year.. Here recently it seems like everything is going wrong.. We had the muffler fixed in Feb also cause it was loud, they welded it then it came unwelded and went loud again, got it fixed then the car started squealing it needed some new belt.. then things seem ok ....
Then the car didn't start Monday morning so we took it to the mechanic shop and had them tell us what was wrong.. We were all sure it either jumped time or the distributor cap had something wrong with it... it turned out to be the distributor cap and something to do with the rotors (not sure how its spelled) like how they connect maybe to the distributor thing.. but anyway!! that got fixed, we got the car back wednesday afternoon, just drove it home.. the next morning...
We've got squealing again, think its the belt.. when we are driving it is making a squeaky kinda noise. This morning, the windshield wipers started going slower than normal, then just stopped working... head lights and interior lights are dim and when you turn the headlights on the radio shuts off. The windows are power windows and they aren't working.. We were just in the car last night about 6 and everything was working fine. It seems as if after the mechanic fixed stuff... things are just messing up.. of course I'd love to blame him!! Lol
Could you tell me what could be wrong? Someone said something about the alternator.. but I have no clue.. and give me an explanation on why you think it is whatever... and how much you think it could cost.. say under $200 or for sure over.. The heater also isn't working so we are just in some bad luck.. we're lookin to get it fixed now.. luckily we have parents with money that are willing to pay to get it fixed while we pay them back in payments.. otherwise we'd be screwed! We're getting a new vehicle (well used like a 2003) in March so things should be better then. The Honda just gets drove back and forth to and from my husbands work which is 20 miles one way.. we havent took long trips recently but used to all the time like 4 hours back and forth etc. He just goes to work in it and we go to the grocery store which is 5 minutes away.. sometimes we go to the shopping mall 15 minutes away.. so we don't really put a whole lot of wear and tear on it anymore.. we havent took any long trips in almost a year.. but when we did we had NO problems at all besides the normal getting tires and stuff ya know. Then we take it easy on the car and it messes up. I'm so stressed.. but anyways SO sorry for such a LONG post. Any help is greatly appreciated.Car troubles, 1995 honda accord, lights dim, speedometer not working, etc... help?
sounds like your drive belt is either loose or missing, which may have caused the battery to go dead.
It's a cheap fix (about$20-30) plus the cost to recharge the battery (if necessary)Car troubles, 1995 honda accord, lights dim, speedometer not working, etc... help?
If the belt was squealing prior to the electrical problem it was probably the alternator belt. the alternator changes mechanical energy (on the pulley from the belt) into electrical energy (through copper spindles) if the belt is loose or burnt so that the alternator is not recharging your battery, you will either need a new belt or tighten it up. Good luck.Car troubles, 1995 honda accord, lights dim, speedometer not working, etc... help?
Yeah it's the drive belt belt or the alternator. You could have also have some wires attatching and detatching themselves from the box under the dash. It may have been the mechanics fault. I am a mechanic and they teach us to leave things out so people like you will keep coming back. (no offense) You know with an older car like yours you may just need an engine overhaul but that would cost in upwards of 2-5 grand. I did the smae thing with my 1980 Toyota and it hasn't given me trouble yet, and it's been 4 years. So try anything like that. It works wonders.Car troubles, 1995 honda accord, lights dim, speedometer not working, etc... help?
the car cant take it anymore, poor car.
it's wear and tear, check the alternator and alos chech the battery if there is corrosion on the battery wiring. you have put too much money on that car. you could also go to juck yard for parts.
hope that'll help you.What's a duvet cover for a bed free games in xbox360
`Okay we got the brakes, rotors, timing belt changed, all new in February.. we get windshield wipers once a year.. Here recently it seems like everything is going wrong.. We had the muffler fixed in Feb also cause it was loud, they welded it then it came unwelded and went loud again, got it fixed then the car started squealing it needed some new belt.. then things seem ok ....
Then the car didn't start Monday morning so we took it to the mechanic shop and had them tell us what was wrong.. We were all sure it either jumped time or the distributor cap had something wrong with it... it turned out to be the distributor cap and something to do with the rotors (not sure how its spelled) like how they connect maybe to the distributor thing.. but anyway!! that got fixed, we got the car back wednesday afternoon, just drove it home.. the next morning...
We've got squealing again, think its the belt.. when we are driving it is making a squeaky kinda noise. This morning, the windshield wipers started going slower than normal, then just stopped working... head lights and interior lights are dim and when you turn the headlights on the radio shuts off. The windows are power windows and they aren't working.. We were just in the car last night about 6 and everything was working fine. It seems as if after the mechanic fixed stuff... things are just messing up.. of course I'd love to blame him!! Lol
Could you tell me what could be wrong? Someone said something about the alternator.. but I have no clue.. and give me an explanation on why you think it is whatever... and how much you think it could cost.. say under $200 or for sure over.. The heater also isn't working so we are just in some bad luck.. we're lookin to get it fixed now.. luckily we have parents with money that are willing to pay to get it fixed while we pay them back in payments.. otherwise we'd be screwed! We're getting a new vehicle (well used like a 2003) in March so things should be better then. The Honda just gets drove back and forth to and from my husbands work which is 20 miles one way.. we havent took long trips recently but used to all the time like 4 hours back and forth etc. He just goes to work in it and we go to the grocery store which is 5 minutes away.. sometimes we go to the shopping mall 15 minutes away.. so we don't really put a whole lot of wear and tear on it anymore.. we havent took any long trips in almost a year.. but when we did we had NO problems at all besides the normal getting tires and stuff ya know. Then we take it easy on the car and it messes up. I'm so stressed.. but anyways SO sorry for such a LONG post. Any help is greatly appreciated.Car troubles, 1995 honda accord, lights dim, speedometer not working, etc... help?
sounds like your drive belt is either loose or missing, which may have caused the battery to go dead.
It's a cheap fix (about$20-30) plus the cost to recharge the battery (if necessary)Car troubles, 1995 honda accord, lights dim, speedometer not working, etc... help?
If the belt was squealing prior to the electrical problem it was probably the alternator belt. the alternator changes mechanical energy (on the pulley from the belt) into electrical energy (through copper spindles) if the belt is loose or burnt so that the alternator is not recharging your battery, you will either need a new belt or tighten it up. Good luck.Car troubles, 1995 honda accord, lights dim, speedometer not working, etc... help?
Yeah it's the drive belt belt or the alternator. You could have also have some wires attatching and detatching themselves from the box under the dash. It may have been the mechanics fault. I am a mechanic and they teach us to leave things out so people like you will keep coming back. (no offense) You know with an older car like yours you may just need an engine overhaul but that would cost in upwards of 2-5 grand. I did the smae thing with my 1980 Toyota and it hasn't given me trouble yet, and it's been 4 years. So try anything like that. It works wonders.Car troubles, 1995 honda accord, lights dim, speedometer not working, etc... help?
the car cant take it anymore, poor car.
it's wear and tear, check the alternator and alos chech the battery if there is corrosion on the battery wiring. you have put too much money on that car. you could also go to juck yard for parts.
hope that'll help you.
How do you feel about beggars?
Do you avoid them? Give them spare change? Offer only real food? Say, %26quot;Bless you, brother,%26quot; and talk to them, with eye contact, to humanize the interaction? Give them a list of homeless shelters and food closets in the area?
Does it matter if they offer a service, such as a card with sign language on it, or a %26quot;free%26quot; windshield cleanup?
Mother Teresa said to %26quot;give until it hurts.%26quot; I never know where to draw the line, with that. Give to people who scare me? Give when I don't have some things I wish to give my own children?
How do you feel about that?How do you feel about beggars?
They are doomed mostlyHow do you feel about beggars?
On the street, I mostly see homeless beggars that were war veterans in TX, It's sad that the US government, has thrown them to the streets, they are mentally ill.How do you feel about beggars?
I share your sentiments. Beggars are one of my motivators. In order for me not to become one of them, I should strive hard and give something back in return.How do you feel about beggars?
There are different type of beggers in the world.Threre are people who can easily do some kind of work and earn few dollars.But they dont want to as beging will get you money easily.Ok if a person begs because he or she is diabled person and difficult to do any work.I will always helps a disabled person even financialy.Whatever gives will come back to you.That I believes much.How do you feel about beggars?
Off to the Soylent Green factory with 'em! Homer says, %26quot;Mmmmmm, beggarburgers...!%26quot;
Does it matter if they offer a service, such as a card with sign language on it, or a %26quot;free%26quot; windshield cleanup?
Mother Teresa said to %26quot;give until it hurts.%26quot; I never know where to draw the line, with that. Give to people who scare me? Give when I don't have some things I wish to give my own children?
How do you feel about that?How do you feel about beggars?
They are doomed mostlyHow do you feel about beggars?
On the street, I mostly see homeless beggars that were war veterans in TX, It's sad that the US government, has thrown them to the streets, they are mentally ill.How do you feel about beggars?
I share your sentiments. Beggars are one of my motivators. In order for me not to become one of them, I should strive hard and give something back in return.How do you feel about beggars?
There are different type of beggers in the world.Threre are people who can easily do some kind of work and earn few dollars.But they dont want to as beging will get you money easily.Ok if a person begs because he or she is diabled person and difficult to do any work.I will always helps a disabled person even financialy.Whatever gives will come back to you.That I believes much.How do you feel about beggars?
Off to the Soylent Green factory with 'em! Homer says, %26quot;Mmmmmm, beggarburgers...!%26quot;
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