101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce %26quot;no, wait, I messed it up,%26quot; and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off %26quot;in case the big one comes%26quot;.
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as %26quot;Feliz Navidad%26quot;, the Archies %26quot;Sugar%26quot; or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to %26quot;AaJohn Aaaaasmith%26quot; for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each %26quot;a.%26quot;
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your %26quot;superior mental processing.%26quot;
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant %26quot;swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!%26quot;
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your %26quot;imaginary friend.%26quot;
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about %26quot;psychological profiles.%26quot;
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a %26quot;magic picture.%26quot;
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate %26quot;crop circles%26quot; in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend %26quot;tricorder,%26quot; and %26quot;scan%26quot; people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.Is this jkoke funny?
way too long, didnt even read it, condense thisIs this jkoke funny?
Im gonna add one to your list:
102. Tell this joke on Y/AIs this jkoke funny?
Yeah, it's pretty good.Is this jkoke funny?
Nope.Is this jkoke funny?
Thanks for the great ideas.....my co-workers are going to hate it...lol
my fav is singing christmas carols during the summer until they can't get them out of thier headsIs this jkoke funny?
Liked it - but as some-one said toolongIs this jkoke funny?
no i really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really didnt like it...no offenseIs this jkoke funny?
i liked the ones that i could read... it was just taking too long... but otherwise good... i will star and read in my spare timeIs this jkoke funny?
ok yes its preety funny but not all the way just a little bit like a tiny bit well mabie?Is this jkoke funny?
Don't know about joke but you appears to be smiley.Is this jkoke funny?
I hope that several people collaborated on this collection because if one person thought of all these bizarre things then that person (1) Has too much time on his/her hands (2) Is extremely creative (3) Is mentally unbalanced or (4) Is destined for a brilliant career...cant' think of 100. I could not read though all of them today but I thought if I give an answer I can save it for later to read.Is this jkoke funny?
nice thats pretty funnyIs this jkoke funny?
kinda long
i couldn't finish reading itIs this jkoke funny?
Could be shorter.
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
How do I go about removing a gem module on a 2003 Ford Expedition?
Here's the long and the short of it. I had my windshield replaced yesterday by a company due the fact a rock had cracked it this paste weekend. Key point: I had never had the following issue with my Expy until then. After the windshield had been installed, I was told not to move the vehicle for 1 hour, and the tech left. I stuck my head out the door, and hit lock on the remote twice just to make sure it was locked(I was at work). The vehicle didn't beep. This was odd since I punched the remote twice. So I walked out too it, trying to beep the horn with the remote the whole way. No luck. When I got out to it, I opened the door and found that the dash warning lights were all on, heater fan was blowing, and the radio was powered up. I had never seen anything like this, so I put the key in the ignition and tried to start it. Nothing. No turnover, nada. Called the glass company and they sent their tech back, but all he wanted to say was that it wasn't his fault, yada yada yada. He had the doors open while he was doing it, so I though he might have just killed the battery. But we tried to jump it off, nothing. Had a mechanic come out and check the battery itself, nothing. Plenty of charge. The local garage mentioned that he had heard about there being a lot of problems with GEM's, and that might be it. So I came home last night and started reading on the net. Sure enough, all the symptons I'm having are just like what people who have had them go bad dealt with. My hypothesis is that when he broke the old windshield loose, the snow and moisture that had accumalated ran down the a-pillar and fried the GEM(it had flurried here all morning. I made it clear to the glass company that we could use shelter, but the tech never asked). So here's the root of my question. I called the dealer and was told that a new GEM module would be $208, and a new fusebox would be $190.41(these apparently are also a problem, and while this is being done, logic says change it.) Labor to put them is would be $280, for a grand total of $680. So here's what I want to know:
*Would it be easier for me to remove the gem and replace it myself? It seems easy to get to, but if it has to be reprogramed, is there any point in me doing it?
*Should I also replace the fusebox as well, or would that be a waste of money. Note that the dealer or mechanic haven't actually had it out yet, so I assume they'll know if it's messed up.
*Does the water from the windshield theory make sense? I had never had any problem with them occuring UNTIL that windshield was broke loose.
Someone let me know. I appreciate the help.How do I go about removing a gem module on a 2003 Ford Expedition?
Seen many gem's go out because of windshield leaking on them. Unhooked battery, remove 2 large wire harness connectors on back of fuse box, remove screws in front that hold fuse box, watch, slowing remove fuse box, and unplug gem module wires, then remove fuse box and gem together, make sure that there is no water in the fuse box also.
*Would it be easier for me to remove the gem and replace it myself? It seems easy to get to, but if it has to be reprogramed, is there any point in me doing it?
*Should I also replace the fusebox as well, or would that be a waste of money. Note that the dealer or mechanic haven't actually had it out yet, so I assume they'll know if it's messed up.
*Does the water from the windshield theory make sense? I had never had any problem with them occuring UNTIL that windshield was broke loose.
Someone let me know. I appreciate the help.How do I go about removing a gem module on a 2003 Ford Expedition?
Seen many gem's go out because of windshield leaking on them. Unhooked battery, remove 2 large wire harness connectors on back of fuse box, remove screws in front that hold fuse box, watch, slowing remove fuse box, and unplug gem module wires, then remove fuse box and gem together, make sure that there is no water in the fuse box also.
Is an '05 Honda Civic Sedan DX-G SE worth $13,888 CAD?
Is an '05 Honda Civic Sedan DX-G SE with 53,500 KM (33K miles) worth $13,888 Canadian?
See, what happened was, we got this '04 Honda Civic Sedan DX for $10,527, but the dealership kind of messed us up. Apparently, it's an uncommon thing (though, at this point, how well do we trust them?) It's a 5 star Honda Dealership, and they have a 7 day exchange policy. They didn't change the battery, so it died, the engine is really rusty, and there's minor windshield damage they didn't mention (the car was dirty when we test drove it, it looked like dirt).
So, we go to exchange it, and there's a new (used) Civic that was just traded in, half the mileage, and a year younger, with some extra features (like power locks). But, it's going to be $3,817 more with tax and the paperwork fees.
Before we go through with it, I wondered as to your opinions, being as I'm wary of making a mistake again. Cut our losses with a vehicle we know is messed up (they did replace the battery free of charge, so really just the rust now), or take a chance on a newer vehicle for $4K more?
Thanks for your help.Is an %26039;05 Honda Civic Sedan DX-G SE worth $13,888 CAD?
I think a used Honda is a relatively good investment. When purchasing from a dealer you should take a hard line with the price. Be firm. Be almost rude if you need to be with the sales staff, trust me they wont get offended personally. This deal seem off by about 2500 US. Rust should be your buzz word when asking for a much lower price 3800 for tax and %26quot;paperwork%26quot; is more like 1500 taxes and 2300 off the top profit.
See, what happened was, we got this '04 Honda Civic Sedan DX for $10,527, but the dealership kind of messed us up. Apparently, it's an uncommon thing (though, at this point, how well do we trust them?) It's a 5 star Honda Dealership, and they have a 7 day exchange policy. They didn't change the battery, so it died, the engine is really rusty, and there's minor windshield damage they didn't mention (the car was dirty when we test drove it, it looked like dirt).
So, we go to exchange it, and there's a new (used) Civic that was just traded in, half the mileage, and a year younger, with some extra features (like power locks). But, it's going to be $3,817 more with tax and the paperwork fees.
Before we go through with it, I wondered as to your opinions, being as I'm wary of making a mistake again. Cut our losses with a vehicle we know is messed up (they did replace the battery free of charge, so really just the rust now), or take a chance on a newer vehicle for $4K more?
Thanks for your help.Is an %26039;05 Honda Civic Sedan DX-G SE worth $13,888 CAD?
I think a used Honda is a relatively good investment. When purchasing from a dealer you should take a hard line with the price. Be firm. Be almost rude if you need to be with the sales staff, trust me they wont get offended personally. This deal seem off by about 2500 US. Rust should be your buzz word when asking for a much lower price 3800 for tax and %26quot;paperwork%26quot; is more like 1500 taxes and 2300 off the top profit.
Honestly I have no clue....?
A woman finds the front windshield of her car covered with ice at -12.8掳C. The ice has a thickness of 4.60 10-4 m, and the windshield has an area of 1.25 m2. The density of ice is 917 kg/m3. How much heat is required to melt the ice?
this problem is listed as easy, but I'm stuck have no idea how to do it. I know you should use the formula Q=mL or change temp=Q/constant*mass%26lt;%26lt;confused how volume plays into this problem!!Honestly I have no clue....?
You're right about using Q = mL.
First find the volume of ice, then you can find its mass.
Volume = Area * thickness (it's a rectangular solid).
Once you have this volume, multiply by density to get its mass.
First, before the ice starts melting, you must heat it to 0 degrees C. So use Q1 = mC(12.8 deg C).
The second part is melting the ice. Use Q2 = mL, using the mass you obtained above. Add Q1 and Q2. Watch your units.Honestly I have no clue....?
Find the mass of ice using Density/Volume=Mass
then you Q=mct Energy = mass* specific heat* cahnge in temp
don't forget to the the cahnge in phase from ice to water by its heat of fushionHonestly I have no clue....?
There are two steps to solve the problem.
First figure out the volume of the ice.
Second figure out how much the temperature of the ice will need to increase to melt the ice.
1 cc of water needs 1 calorie to increase it one degree. That is the important conversion.Honestly I have no clue....?
Use
mass = density*volume.
You have the volume of the windshield (1.25*4.6*1e-4) and you can look up the density of ice at that temp.Honestly I have no clue....?
all the energy she can get out of her defroster turned on high.
this problem is listed as easy, but I'm stuck have no idea how to do it. I know you should use the formula Q=mL or change temp=Q/constant*mass%26lt;%26lt;confused how volume plays into this problem!!Honestly I have no clue....?
You're right about using Q = mL.
First find the volume of ice, then you can find its mass.
Volume = Area * thickness (it's a rectangular solid).
Once you have this volume, multiply by density to get its mass.
First, before the ice starts melting, you must heat it to 0 degrees C. So use Q1 = mC(12.8 deg C).
The second part is melting the ice. Use Q2 = mL, using the mass you obtained above. Add Q1 and Q2. Watch your units.Honestly I have no clue....?
Find the mass of ice using Density/Volume=Mass
then you Q=mct Energy = mass* specific heat* cahnge in temp
don't forget to the the cahnge in phase from ice to water by its heat of fushionHonestly I have no clue....?
There are two steps to solve the problem.
First figure out the volume of the ice.
Second figure out how much the temperature of the ice will need to increase to melt the ice.
1 cc of water needs 1 calorie to increase it one degree. That is the important conversion.Honestly I have no clue....?
Use
mass = density*volume.
You have the volume of the windshield (1.25*4.6*1e-4) and you can look up the density of ice at that temp.Honestly I have no clue....?
all the energy she can get out of her defroster turned on high.
A stationary ....?
A stationary 0.1-g fly encounters the windshield of a 1200-kg automobile traveling at 120 km/h. (a) What is the magnitude of change in momentum of the car due to the fly? (b) What is the magnitude of change of momentum of the fly due to the car? (c) Approximately how many flies does it take to reduce the car's speed by 1 km/h?A stationary ....?
Momentum is mv or mass times velocity, now the fly has zero momentum initially and the car has 1200kg * 120/3.6 m/s = 40,000 kg m/s of momentum. Now due to conservation of momentum and with the assumption that the fly gets stuck on the car and begins to travel with it as the same speed all you do is say [ 40,000 = (1200 + 0.0001) v ] to solve for the new total velocity. Solving this you get v = 33.333330555555787037017746915188 m/s.
The change in momentum in the car is 40,000 - (1200*33.333330555555787037017746915188) = 0.0033333330555555787037017746915188 kg m/s.
This momentum change for the fly is 33.333330555555787037017746915188*.0001k?= 0.0033333330555555787037017746915188 kg m/s. (The same as that for the car)
To reduce the cars' speed by 1km/h you do this calculation: 40,000 = (1200 + 0.0001*x) (119/3.6)... solving for x gives 100840.33613445378151260504201681 flies or 100841 flies to be practical. So it takes just over one hundred thousand flies to reduce the speed of that car by 1 km/h.
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Momentum is mv or mass times velocity, now the fly has zero momentum initially and the car has 1200kg * 120/3.6 m/s = 40,000 kg m/s of momentum. Now due to conservation of momentum and with the assumption that the fly gets stuck on the car and begins to travel with it as the same speed all you do is say [ 40,000 = (1200 + 0.0001) v ] to solve for the new total velocity. Solving this you get v = 33.333330555555787037017746915188 m/s.
The change in momentum in the car is 40,000 - (1200*33.333330555555787037017746915188) = 0.0033333330555555787037017746915188 kg m/s.
This momentum change for the fly is 33.333330555555787037017746915188*.0001k?= 0.0033333330555555787037017746915188 kg m/s. (The same as that for the car)
To reduce the cars' speed by 1km/h you do this calculation: 40,000 = (1200 + 0.0001*x) (119/3.6)... solving for x gives 100840.33613445378151260504201681 flies or 100841 flies to be practical. So it takes just over one hundred thousand flies to reduce the speed of that car by 1 km/h.
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My question?
A stationary 0.2-g fly encounters the windshield of a 1200-kg automobile traveling at 110 km/h. (a) What is the magnitude of change in momentum of the car due to the fly? (b) What is the magnitude of change of momentum of the fly due to the car? (c) Approximately how many flies does it take to reduce the car's speed by 1 km/h?My question?
momentum conservation
before =after
1200*[110km/h]+o =(1200+0.0002)V (move together with V)
V = 109.999 km/h
change in momentum of auto = 1200(109.999-110) = 0.0018 kg*km/h = 0.00051 kg*m/s
change in momentum of fly= 0.0002(109.999*5/18) = 0.0061 kg*m/s
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let n flies would be needed (auto speed 110 to 109 km/h)
1200*[110km/h]+o =(1200+ n * 0.0002)109
n * 0.0002 = 11.009
n = 55045.8
or n = 55046 as 55045 would not be able to doMy question?
The answer to a, b and c is that the flies missed the car...case closed. =%26lt;)
momentum conservation
before =after
1200*[110km/h]+o =(1200+0.0002)V (move together with V)
V = 109.999 km/h
change in momentum of auto = 1200(109.999-110) = 0.0018 kg*km/h = 0.00051 kg*m/s
change in momentum of fly= 0.0002(109.999*5/18) = 0.0061 kg*m/s
----------------------------
let n flies would be needed (auto speed 110 to 109 km/h)
1200*[110km/h]+o =(1200+ n * 0.0002)109
n * 0.0002 = 11.009
n = 55045.8
or n = 55046 as 55045 would not be able to doMy question?
The answer to a, b and c is that the flies missed the car...case closed. =%26lt;)
Typical car maintenance questions!?
1. When do you change your oil?
-My step-dad always told me around 4-5k miles.
2. How many miles a year is considered good?
-I heard it was around 15k/year.
3. Windshields doesn't spray water. How do I fix that?
-I heard you just stick a needle down the pipe thingy to clean out dirt. But I already did that. Do I need to add the liquid under the hood? Is it %26quot;Windshield Washer: summer+winter cleaner %26amp; anti-freeze%26quot;???Typical car maintenance questions!?
1) see owners manual, every car is different.
2)Kelly Blue Book says 12,000 mi.
3)add windshield washer fluid ONLY to the reservoir under the hood.(it will usuallly have a blue or yellow cap, and has a symbol of a sqirt of water.Typical car maintenance questions!?
Most cars come with indicators that glow when parts or substances need replacements. There are also repair shops that offer free routine check-ups to attract customers. However, bring a friend that knows cars well with you, so you don't get scammed about your car's condition.
In my experience, an average commuter typically goes around 12k a year. It depends on where you live and where you work.
Hope it helps and good luck to you.Typical car maintenance questions!?
Refer to your owners manual that you should have gotten when you purchased the car. The manual will tell you exactly when and how to change all your fluids and tell you the recommended brands and types of fluids to use. As far as you windshield washer fluid goes if it doesn't work after you filled the washer fluid reservoir then take it to tour local repair shop.Typical car maintenance questions!?
Change your oil every 3,000 miles
12,000 is a normal amount.
Does pump make noise when doing it? If yes tank is empty or hose is plugged or disconnected or something like that. If pump is not working it's either a bad pump, bad connection or blown fuse.
Get blue windshield washer fluid and dump in tank under hood labled washer fluid.
Antifreeze is green or red only for radiator or resivoir under hood.Not for windshield. Make sure you put washer fluid in correct tankTypical car maintenance questions!?
1) 4 to 5K is very good, depending. If you have a clean engine, and want it to stay clean, I would change it that often. If you go over, I wouldn't stress about it too much. (Modern oils are much better than they used to be. Quite often you'll hear to change your oil every 3K, but it's no longer necessary since the oil is so much better.)
2) I'm not quite sure what you mean by %26quot;good miles%26quot;, but I believe the national average is about 12k/yr. I would suggest that there are many factors that go into the longevity of a car. Miles are important, but how easy those miles were is also very important, as is the maintenance the vehicle received.
3. If you have a friend with you, try opening the hood and checking for fluid in the windshield washer fluid resevoir. If no fluid, then you know what to do. If there is fluid, have your friend try to spray the windshield. (Key should be ON, but the motor needs to be OFF. Stick your head under the hood and see if you can hear the little pump trying to spray. If you hear it, then you probably still have a clog somewhere. If you can't hear it, then you might want to have someone investigate the possibility that you need a new pump.Typical car maintenance questions!?
1- change regular crude oil every 2-3k miles. synthetic can go 7500-8000 miles.
2- 12k miles/year is average.
3- be sure you have washer fluid in the reservoir. if so, have friend place ignition key in on position with engine off and hood open, he pushes washer button and you listen for pump under hood %26amp; check for no leaks in any of the hoses which lead from plastic tank to window sprayers. if you hear pump %26amp; see no leaks, have a gas station use an air hose and spray it into the small vent hole atop the washer fluid fill cap while you are trying to use the washer. guaranteed the washer will then work.
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change oil every 300 miles.
12 thousand driving miles per year is the national average
to repair windshield washer first check to make sure you have fluid. if you do then locate your pump. if it does not run when the switch is operated then check to see if you have power going to the pump. this can be done with a test light or multimeter. if you have power but the pump isnt running then you need to replace the pump. if you have fluid, power to the pump, and the pump runs, then you have a clogged line or spray nozzle. locate the clogged line or nozzle and either clean it out or replace. I would recommend replacement.Typical car maintenance questions!?
Oil Change:
If you have an older car then you might want to stick to the good old 3000-4000 mile oil change. If you have a newer car you should be good for 5000-7000 miles. It's just the way the newer engines are made nowaday. For instance nowadays it's easier to fix a car with a computer than with a socket wrench.
Miles a year:
12000,15000 sounds about right though I think averages has been going up. Actually I'd probably say it's not all that uncommon to see cars with 15,000 - 20,000 mile averages nowadays. Warranties like GM's 5yr/100,000 mile warranty make more sense than Hyundai's 10yr/100,000 mile warranty. I had a Hyundai, and I hit 100,000 miles at around the 5 year mark.
Windshield Wipers:
You either have a dead pump motor, no prime for the pump, leak in the system, or no fluid. Do you hear your motor? If so then perhaps theirs no prime/seal for the pump. Try pouring some water down the nozzles to get it to build up seal. (My 95 Suburban is like this sometimes, when I %26quot;prime the pump%26quot; it works fine for a while). Otherwise you may have a leak in the system. So your pump is pumping fluid, but it's squirting out somewhere before it gets to the nozzles. Of course you may just be out of wiper fluid. If you ever go to the snow, I recommend sub-32 degree fluid. Even if you live in a hot area for most of the year, it's that one time of the season where it gets really cold that matters. I always for get this and every time I go up to Lake Tahoe, I fine myself without my windshield wiper fluid until it melts again. It'd be easier to have it in your vehicle all the time.
-My step-dad always told me around 4-5k miles.
2. How many miles a year is considered good?
-I heard it was around 15k/year.
3. Windshields doesn't spray water. How do I fix that?
-I heard you just stick a needle down the pipe thingy to clean out dirt. But I already did that. Do I need to add the liquid under the hood? Is it %26quot;Windshield Washer: summer+winter cleaner %26amp; anti-freeze%26quot;???Typical car maintenance questions!?
1) see owners manual, every car is different.
2)Kelly Blue Book says 12,000 mi.
3)add windshield washer fluid ONLY to the reservoir under the hood.(it will usuallly have a blue or yellow cap, and has a symbol of a sqirt of water.Typical car maintenance questions!?
Most cars come with indicators that glow when parts or substances need replacements. There are also repair shops that offer free routine check-ups to attract customers. However, bring a friend that knows cars well with you, so you don't get scammed about your car's condition.
In my experience, an average commuter typically goes around 12k a year. It depends on where you live and where you work.
Hope it helps and good luck to you.Typical car maintenance questions!?
Refer to your owners manual that you should have gotten when you purchased the car. The manual will tell you exactly when and how to change all your fluids and tell you the recommended brands and types of fluids to use. As far as you windshield washer fluid goes if it doesn't work after you filled the washer fluid reservoir then take it to tour local repair shop.Typical car maintenance questions!?
Change your oil every 3,000 miles
12,000 is a normal amount.
Does pump make noise when doing it? If yes tank is empty or hose is plugged or disconnected or something like that. If pump is not working it's either a bad pump, bad connection or blown fuse.
Get blue windshield washer fluid and dump in tank under hood labled washer fluid.
Antifreeze is green or red only for radiator or resivoir under hood.Not for windshield. Make sure you put washer fluid in correct tankTypical car maintenance questions!?
1) 4 to 5K is very good, depending. If you have a clean engine, and want it to stay clean, I would change it that often. If you go over, I wouldn't stress about it too much. (Modern oils are much better than they used to be. Quite often you'll hear to change your oil every 3K, but it's no longer necessary since the oil is so much better.)
2) I'm not quite sure what you mean by %26quot;good miles%26quot;, but I believe the national average is about 12k/yr. I would suggest that there are many factors that go into the longevity of a car. Miles are important, but how easy those miles were is also very important, as is the maintenance the vehicle received.
3. If you have a friend with you, try opening the hood and checking for fluid in the windshield washer fluid resevoir. If no fluid, then you know what to do. If there is fluid, have your friend try to spray the windshield. (Key should be ON, but the motor needs to be OFF. Stick your head under the hood and see if you can hear the little pump trying to spray. If you hear it, then you probably still have a clog somewhere. If you can't hear it, then you might want to have someone investigate the possibility that you need a new pump.Typical car maintenance questions!?
1- change regular crude oil every 2-3k miles. synthetic can go 7500-8000 miles.
2- 12k miles/year is average.
3- be sure you have washer fluid in the reservoir. if so, have friend place ignition key in on position with engine off and hood open, he pushes washer button and you listen for pump under hood %26amp; check for no leaks in any of the hoses which lead from plastic tank to window sprayers. if you hear pump %26amp; see no leaks, have a gas station use an air hose and spray it into the small vent hole atop the washer fluid fill cap while you are trying to use the washer. guaranteed the washer will then work.
-kenTypical car maintenance questions!?
change oil every 300 miles.
12 thousand driving miles per year is the national average
to repair windshield washer first check to make sure you have fluid. if you do then locate your pump. if it does not run when the switch is operated then check to see if you have power going to the pump. this can be done with a test light or multimeter. if you have power but the pump isnt running then you need to replace the pump. if you have fluid, power to the pump, and the pump runs, then you have a clogged line or spray nozzle. locate the clogged line or nozzle and either clean it out or replace. I would recommend replacement.Typical car maintenance questions!?
Oil Change:
If you have an older car then you might want to stick to the good old 3000-4000 mile oil change. If you have a newer car you should be good for 5000-7000 miles. It's just the way the newer engines are made nowaday. For instance nowadays it's easier to fix a car with a computer than with a socket wrench.
Miles a year:
12000,15000 sounds about right though I think averages has been going up. Actually I'd probably say it's not all that uncommon to see cars with 15,000 - 20,000 mile averages nowadays. Warranties like GM's 5yr/100,000 mile warranty make more sense than Hyundai's 10yr/100,000 mile warranty. I had a Hyundai, and I hit 100,000 miles at around the 5 year mark.
Windshield Wipers:
You either have a dead pump motor, no prime for the pump, leak in the system, or no fluid. Do you hear your motor? If so then perhaps theirs no prime/seal for the pump. Try pouring some water down the nozzles to get it to build up seal. (My 95 Suburban is like this sometimes, when I %26quot;prime the pump%26quot; it works fine for a while). Otherwise you may have a leak in the system. So your pump is pumping fluid, but it's squirting out somewhere before it gets to the nozzles. Of course you may just be out of wiper fluid. If you ever go to the snow, I recommend sub-32 degree fluid. Even if you live in a hot area for most of the year, it's that one time of the season where it gets really cold that matters. I always for get this and every time I go up to Lake Tahoe, I fine myself without my windshield wiper fluid until it melts again. It'd be easier to have it in your vehicle all the time.
Dodge dakota 1998 A/C problem? ?
Even if I change the position of where the air comes out of the air only come out of the top where the windshield is and it wont some out of the front and i checked and i cant find the problem and saw the car book which shows you how to fix the car and i still couldn't find it Dodge dakota 1998 A/C problem? ?
if its not a vacuum loss to the main control unit then you have to replace the control unit that's what helps divide the air up and make it come out the vents or where ever you have it set to come out at,those go bad in the dakota,s a lot,they cost about 35 bucks from a salvage yard used,and take about an hour to replace,good luck.Dodge dakota 1998 A/C problem? ?
not sure about your dakota but i would look for a broken or loose fitting vacuem line near the engines intake manifold or on the firewall... most cases in default all air is blown upwards to the windshied by designDodge dakota 1998 A/C problem? ?
you have a broken vacuum line in your dash. more than likely the one feeding your controls. you have to remove the controls out of the dash to access the lines. once you have done that you can take a hand operated vacuum pump and see which hose it is. if the system looses vacuum then it defaults to defrost which is by your windshield. Dodge dakota 1998 A/C problem? ?
This is probably a vacuum operated system. If there is no vacuum to make it change it's output, it defaults to the defrosters. Find the line that goes through the firewall and you will probably find a tee device or something like that. Typically it will be cracked or broken. At any rate, look for vacuum problems. I live in Post Falls Id and can work on it for $40 an hour. Mike at 208-818-6410. Good Luck!
if its not a vacuum loss to the main control unit then you have to replace the control unit that's what helps divide the air up and make it come out the vents or where ever you have it set to come out at,those go bad in the dakota,s a lot,they cost about 35 bucks from a salvage yard used,and take about an hour to replace,good luck.Dodge dakota 1998 A/C problem? ?
not sure about your dakota but i would look for a broken or loose fitting vacuem line near the engines intake manifold or on the firewall... most cases in default all air is blown upwards to the windshied by designDodge dakota 1998 A/C problem? ?
you have a broken vacuum line in your dash. more than likely the one feeding your controls. you have to remove the controls out of the dash to access the lines. once you have done that you can take a hand operated vacuum pump and see which hose it is. if the system looses vacuum then it defaults to defrost which is by your windshield. Dodge dakota 1998 A/C problem? ?
This is probably a vacuum operated system. If there is no vacuum to make it change it's output, it defaults to the defrosters. Find the line that goes through the firewall and you will probably find a tee device or something like that. Typically it will be cracked or broken. At any rate, look for vacuum problems. I live in Post Falls Id and can work on it for $40 an hour. Mike at 208-818-6410. Good Luck!
101 ways to annoy people?
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce %26quot;no, wait, I messed it up,%26quot; and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off %26quot;in case the big one comes%26quot;.
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as %26quot;Feliz Navidad%26quot;, the Archies %26quot;Sugar%26quot; or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to %26quot;AaJohn Aaaaasmith%26quot; for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each %26quot;a.%26quot;
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your %26quot;superior mental processing.%26quot;
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant %26quot;swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!%26quot;
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your %26quot;imaginary friend.%26quot;
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about %26quot;psychological profiles.%26quot;
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a %26quot;magic picture.%26quot;
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate %26quot;crop circles%26quot; in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend %26quot;tricorder,%26quot; and %26quot;scan%26quot; people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.101 ways to annoy people?
wow are you trying to tell me something ?
dammit
oh well the love is here for you still anyway101 ways to annoy people?
hahaha......nobody will talk to you and make you as their enemy....huh?....maybe.....lol101 ways to annoy people?
Gotta say I am reading these at work they made me laugh out loud. Thanks. I thought they were great.101 ways to annoy people?
one more, text some-one who never phones or texts you and thank them for there call,text or even flowers.
text them asking if they phoned/text you earlier.text them sayin thanks and that you really needed to here from them right then,as you where feeling really down.101 ways to annoy people?
god, but eres one more to annoy people - prank call da same house pretendin to be someone neding a Anitha Bath, claim she told u to call on this number etc - then when made a couple of prank calls, call back prtendin to be Anitha Bath and say that someone should have called on ths number - if the person starts laughin, slam down the phone, dial again and shout down the phone that it was not funny - and fake to have a tantrum
okay its a classic - but stil hasnt seared out101 ways to annoy people?
You must have a wonderful memory !
Have you tried them all. If so, do you have any friends left ?101 ways to annoy people?
oh my god theyre all soo funny, i was histerical reading, imagine if there was a person out there who did all of that all of the time, lol, wicked!!101 ways to annoy people?
Some are, some ain't, list IS101 ways to annoy people?
these are good, hope you don't mind but taking these for me and future reference101 ways to annoy people?
102.Write about the 101 ways to annoy people.101 ways to annoy people?
Hi, i just did no. 10 a few minutes ago! It was hilarius to see someone panicking to rectify the problem. Now i have a stomach ache because of the laughter!! I'm going to do a few more. This is great. Thanks.101 ways to annoy people?
lol They Are Awsom Love The Drive Through One
Go like never before101 ways to annoy people?
that was long but so worth it
i can't stop laughing
thanks101 ways to annoy people?
haha funny guy
i will try some of them101 ways to annoy people?
that took alot of reading man!! i do most of them anyway like to pi** my fellow workers off it makes my day fun. thanks tho was funny101 ways to annoy people?
very cleaver 10/10101 ways to annoy people?
sorry i gave up after number 6101 ways to annoy people?
oh please include... asking stupid question....101 ways to annoy people?
I was pissed off with you after the first one !!!!!!!!101 ways to annoy people?
yep your dead right totally p*ss*d me off
were have you been kizzy ?101 ways to annoy people?
some of those are so true especially the last 1 its so annoyin101 ways to annoy people?
You sure know how to piss people off alrightHow to get bed comforter into duvet cover dog
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce %26quot;no, wait, I messed it up,%26quot; and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off %26quot;in case the big one comes%26quot;.
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as %26quot;Feliz Navidad%26quot;, the Archies %26quot;Sugar%26quot; or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to %26quot;AaJohn Aaaaasmith%26quot; for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each %26quot;a.%26quot;
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your %26quot;superior mental processing.%26quot;
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant %26quot;swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!%26quot;
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your %26quot;imaginary friend.%26quot;
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about %26quot;psychological profiles.%26quot;
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a %26quot;magic picture.%26quot;
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate %26quot;crop circles%26quot; in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend %26quot;tricorder,%26quot; and %26quot;scan%26quot; people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.101 ways to annoy people?
wow are you trying to tell me something ?
dammit
oh well the love is here for you still anyway101 ways to annoy people?
hahaha......nobody will talk to you and make you as their enemy....huh?....maybe.....lol101 ways to annoy people?
Gotta say I am reading these at work they made me laugh out loud. Thanks. I thought they were great.101 ways to annoy people?
one more, text some-one who never phones or texts you and thank them for there call,text or even flowers.
text them asking if they phoned/text you earlier.text them sayin thanks and that you really needed to here from them right then,as you where feeling really down.101 ways to annoy people?
god, but eres one more to annoy people - prank call da same house pretendin to be someone neding a Anitha Bath, claim she told u to call on this number etc - then when made a couple of prank calls, call back prtendin to be Anitha Bath and say that someone should have called on ths number - if the person starts laughin, slam down the phone, dial again and shout down the phone that it was not funny - and fake to have a tantrum
okay its a classic - but stil hasnt seared out101 ways to annoy people?
You must have a wonderful memory !
Have you tried them all. If so, do you have any friends left ?101 ways to annoy people?
oh my god theyre all soo funny, i was histerical reading, imagine if there was a person out there who did all of that all of the time, lol, wicked!!101 ways to annoy people?
Some are, some ain't, list IS101 ways to annoy people?
these are good, hope you don't mind but taking these for me and future reference101 ways to annoy people?
102.Write about the 101 ways to annoy people.101 ways to annoy people?
Hi, i just did no. 10 a few minutes ago! It was hilarius to see someone panicking to rectify the problem. Now i have a stomach ache because of the laughter!! I'm going to do a few more. This is great. Thanks.101 ways to annoy people?
lol They Are Awsom Love The Drive Through One
Go like never before101 ways to annoy people?
that was long but so worth it
i can't stop laughing
thanks101 ways to annoy people?
haha funny guy
i will try some of them101 ways to annoy people?
that took alot of reading man!! i do most of them anyway like to pi** my fellow workers off it makes my day fun. thanks tho was funny101 ways to annoy people?
very cleaver 10/10101 ways to annoy people?
sorry i gave up after number 6101 ways to annoy people?
oh please include... asking stupid question....101 ways to annoy people?
I was pissed off with you after the first one !!!!!!!!101 ways to annoy people?
yep your dead right totally p*ss*d me off
were have you been kizzy ?101 ways to annoy people?
some of those are so true especially the last 1 its so annoyin101 ways to annoy people?
You sure know how to piss people off alright
Physics (Momentum) Help?
A stationary 0.1 g fly encounters the windshield of a 1300 kg automobile traveling at 110 km/h.
(a) What is the change in momentum of the car due to the fly?
____kg 路 km/h opposite the car's motion
(b) What is the change of momentum of the fly due to the car?
____kg 路 km/h along the car's velocity
(c) Approximately how many flies does it take to reduce the car's speed by 1 km/h?
_____fliesPhysics (Momentum) Help?
mass of the fly = (10^-4)kg
vel of fly after v= 110km/h
mass of car= 1300 kg
vel of car = 110km/h
mom. of car = mv = 1300 kg x110km/h =143,000 kgkm/h
Virtually NO change in momentum of the car since the fly's mass is insignificant.
b)
mom of fly before =(10^-4)kg x 0 = 0 kgkm/h
mom of fly after = 1.1 x 10^-2 kgkm/hr
change in fly's mom = 1.1 x 10^-2 kgkm/hPhysics (Momentum) Help?
its easy just use conservation of momentum. mass times velocity is momentum. momentum is conserved all the time. momentum before the collision is equal to momentum after the colission. draw a line and choose a coordinate axis. put the car on one end and the fly on the other. choose the direction that the car moves as the positive x direction. anything moving in that direction gets a posivive number for velocity. before the collision only the car has momentum becasuse the fly's velocity is zero. calculate the cars momentum its mass times velocity. you dont have to convert speed to metric because the answer asks for units of km/hr. now deal with the aftermath of the collision. calculate momentum. momentum is mass times velocity. velocity is not known yet so just use the letter v. mass is now 1300kg plus a gram. the gram has to be put in kilograms by sliding the decimal point and then it can be added to the 1300 kg.
now you set the before and after equat to one another and solve for v to do part a. to finish part a yoiu subtract final momentum from the initial momentum. for the fly the initial momentum is zero. so its final minus zero.
(a) What is the change in momentum of the car due to the fly?
____kg 路 km/h opposite the car's motion
(b) What is the change of momentum of the fly due to the car?
____kg 路 km/h along the car's velocity
(c) Approximately how many flies does it take to reduce the car's speed by 1 km/h?
_____fliesPhysics (Momentum) Help?
mass of the fly = (10^-4)kg
vel of fly after v= 110km/h
mass of car= 1300 kg
vel of car = 110km/h
mom. of car = mv = 1300 kg x110km/h =143,000 kgkm/h
Virtually NO change in momentum of the car since the fly's mass is insignificant.
b)
mom of fly before =(10^-4)kg x 0 = 0 kgkm/h
mom of fly after = 1.1 x 10^-2 kgkm/hr
change in fly's mom = 1.1 x 10^-2 kgkm/hPhysics (Momentum) Help?
its easy just use conservation of momentum. mass times velocity is momentum. momentum is conserved all the time. momentum before the collision is equal to momentum after the colission. draw a line and choose a coordinate axis. put the car on one end and the fly on the other. choose the direction that the car moves as the positive x direction. anything moving in that direction gets a posivive number for velocity. before the collision only the car has momentum becasuse the fly's velocity is zero. calculate the cars momentum its mass times velocity. you dont have to convert speed to metric because the answer asks for units of km/hr. now deal with the aftermath of the collision. calculate momentum. momentum is mass times velocity. velocity is not known yet so just use the letter v. mass is now 1300kg plus a gram. the gram has to be put in kilograms by sliding the decimal point and then it can be added to the 1300 kg.
now you set the before and after equat to one another and solve for v to do part a. to finish part a yoiu subtract final momentum from the initial momentum. for the fly the initial momentum is zero. so its final minus zero.
101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce %26quot;no, wait, I messed it up,%26quot; and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off %26quot;in case the big one comes%26quot;.
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as %26quot;Feliz Navidad%26quot;, the Archies %26quot;Sugar%26quot; or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to %26quot;AaJohn Aaaaasmith%26quot; for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each %26quot;a.%26quot;
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your %26quot;superior mental processing.%26quot;
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant %26quot;swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!%26quot;
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your %26quot;imaginary friend.%26quot;
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about %26quot;psychological profiles.%26quot;
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a %26quot;magic picture.%26quot;
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate %26quot;crop circles%26quot; in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend %26quot;tricorder,%26quot; and %26quot;scan%26quot; people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
Always stand too close to people while waiting for public transport!
When going on an airplane, always eat loads of beans the night before and constantly fart very loudly and laugh every time!
Fart loudly in crowded elevators
Stand next to people in public toilets
Constantly bang on cubicle doors and shout are you finished yet?
Never cover your nose/mouth when sneezing/coughing on crowded public transport/elevators
While watching TV with other people constantly change the channel.
When in a bar that plays important sports matches, carry a remote control and change the channel at crucial moments.
play the mouth organ badly on crowded public transport.
Shake strangers hands and then tell about your contagious disease.
Etc101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
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Your question makes 102! Wow, that is really annoying.101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
cool101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
that's very annoying101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
Oh my gosh! I was cracking up the entire time because there were things in here that I purposely did just to annoy people. Thanks for more information! Some of these can also be used as 101 ways to break up with someone.101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
102. write really long questions when drunk101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
that is a long and kinda funny list man101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
102 Posting really Lonnggggggggg jokes :)101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
Those were good but i got another one for you. Chew with your mouth open. My husband does it and it annoys the F**K out of me. He sounds like a cow.101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
102. Mizpel werds on perpus becuz you think thay luk kewler that wey.
103. Bring back a DVD to a movie store then apologize because you forgot to rewind it. Then offer to pay the fee and get mad when it %26quot;would be cheaper just to rent it again!%26quot;101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
this is cool i have just printed it out ,funny as at 6.17am101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
first you try all this and let me know101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
Sorry my friend. But i lost consciousness after no. 10. But I'm sure they were really good. A chap annoyed me in the cafe the other day when he stirred his tea about 200 times!!101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
long but funny101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
not bad, you missed out enless repetitions of %26quot;i know a song that will get on you're nerves%26quot;101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
LOL I have to remember some of these!
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce %26quot;no, wait, I messed it up,%26quot; and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off %26quot;in case the big one comes%26quot;.
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as %26quot;Feliz Navidad%26quot;, the Archies %26quot;Sugar%26quot; or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to %26quot;AaJohn Aaaaasmith%26quot; for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each %26quot;a.%26quot;
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your %26quot;superior mental processing.%26quot;
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant %26quot;swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!%26quot;
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your %26quot;imaginary friend.%26quot;
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about %26quot;psychological profiles.%26quot;
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a %26quot;magic picture.%26quot;
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate %26quot;crop circles%26quot; in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend %26quot;tricorder,%26quot; and %26quot;scan%26quot; people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
Always stand too close to people while waiting for public transport!
When going on an airplane, always eat loads of beans the night before and constantly fart very loudly and laugh every time!
Fart loudly in crowded elevators
Stand next to people in public toilets
Constantly bang on cubicle doors and shout are you finished yet?
Never cover your nose/mouth when sneezing/coughing on crowded public transport/elevators
While watching TV with other people constantly change the channel.
When in a bar that plays important sports matches, carry a remote control and change the channel at crucial moments.
play the mouth organ badly on crowded public transport.
Shake strangers hands and then tell about your contagious disease.
Etc101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
love it
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101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??Your question makes 102! Wow, that is really annoying.101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
cool101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
that's very annoying101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
Oh my gosh! I was cracking up the entire time because there were things in here that I purposely did just to annoy people. Thanks for more information! Some of these can also be used as 101 ways to break up with someone.101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
102. write really long questions when drunk101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
that is a long and kinda funny list man101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
102 Posting really Lonnggggggggg jokes :)101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
Those were good but i got another one for you. Chew with your mouth open. My husband does it and it annoys the F**K out of me. He sounds like a cow.101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
102. Mizpel werds on perpus becuz you think thay luk kewler that wey.
103. Bring back a DVD to a movie store then apologize because you forgot to rewind it. Then offer to pay the fee and get mad when it %26quot;would be cheaper just to rent it again!%26quot;101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
this is cool i have just printed it out ,funny as at 6.17am101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
first you try all this and let me know101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
Sorry my friend. But i lost consciousness after no. 10. But I'm sure they were really good. A chap annoyed me in the cafe the other day when he stirred his tea about 200 times!!101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
long but funny101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
not bad, you missed out enless repetitions of %26quot;i know a song that will get on you're nerves%26quot;101 ways to annoy someone or can you add more ??
LOL I have to remember some of these!
Thursday, June 2, 2011
Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
I know stars don't give points. Just let me know which one is your favorite!!!
101 Ways To Be Annoying
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting
entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while
talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and
then pointing it at the screen.
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that
this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub.%26quot;
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99
copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot;
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather
conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your
%26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors
upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace.%26quot;
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a
%26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a
can of Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to
your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play
along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the
neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward
silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the
room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard
Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist
to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright
warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental
movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary
mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J.
Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot;
%26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, it's gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until
physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your
chin. When nearly done, announce %26quot;no, wait, I messed it up,%26quot; and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in
the tray.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you
don't want to fall off %26quot;in case the big one comes.%26quot;
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains,
such as %26quot;Feliz Navidad,%26quot; the Archies' %26quot;Sugar%26quot; or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to %26quot;John Aaaaasmith%26quot; for the great glory of being first
in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people
pronounce each %26quot;a.%26quot;
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if
they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is
necessary because of your %26quot;superior mental processing.%26quot;
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant %26quot;swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!%26quot;
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your %26quot;imaginary friend.%26quot;
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers
in a notebook. Mutter something about %26quot;psychological profiles.%26quot;
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a %26quot;magic picture.%26quot;
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate %26quot;crop circles%26quot; in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend %26quot;tricorder,%26quot; and %26quot;scan%26quot; people with it,
announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
I've done 3, 32, 34, and 45.... you don't need to learn Morse Code to do 4....before there was high speed Internet I would make the sound of modems handshaking....and i would say to people after they said something %26quot;that was easy for you to say%26quot;
here is another one....continually do the music and the hi ho silver away from the lone ranger (think the music is the William Tell overture)Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
it's got to be 68Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
1, 6,7 17, 35, 85Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
i didnt read all the ways but i like 85!Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
Im going to print this and do all of them tommorow one at a time!!!
This was sooooo hilarious by the way.Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
ummm... id say 1, juz because when i wanna annoy someone that's what i do... but any of the other ones would annoy the hell out of me...Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
Lemme think..
102. Make an incredibly long list of annoying things to do so people can read it and try for themselves.
j/k.. I like them all!Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
You just gave me a 101 GREAT IDEAS!!!
THANKS!!!
101 Ways To Be Annoying
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting
entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while
talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and
then pointing it at the screen.
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that
this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub.%26quot;
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99
copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot;
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather
conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your
%26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors
upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace.%26quot;
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a
%26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a
can of Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to
your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play
along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the
neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward
silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the
room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard
Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist
to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright
warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental
movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary
mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J.
Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot;
%26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, it's gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until
physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your
chin. When nearly done, announce %26quot;no, wait, I messed it up,%26quot; and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in
the tray.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you
don't want to fall off %26quot;in case the big one comes.%26quot;
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains,
such as %26quot;Feliz Navidad,%26quot; the Archies' %26quot;Sugar%26quot; or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to %26quot;John Aaaaasmith%26quot; for the great glory of being first
in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people
pronounce each %26quot;a.%26quot;
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if
they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is
necessary because of your %26quot;superior mental processing.%26quot;
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant %26quot;swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!%26quot;
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your %26quot;imaginary friend.%26quot;
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers
in a notebook. Mutter something about %26quot;psychological profiles.%26quot;
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a %26quot;magic picture.%26quot;
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate %26quot;crop circles%26quot; in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend %26quot;tricorder,%26quot; and %26quot;scan%26quot; people with it,
announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
I've done 3, 32, 34, and 45.... you don't need to learn Morse Code to do 4....before there was high speed Internet I would make the sound of modems handshaking....and i would say to people after they said something %26quot;that was easy for you to say%26quot;
here is another one....continually do the music and the hi ho silver away from the lone ranger (think the music is the William Tell overture)Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
it's got to be 68Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
1, 6,7 17, 35, 85Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
i didnt read all the ways but i like 85!Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
Im going to print this and do all of them tommorow one at a time!!!
This was sooooo hilarious by the way.Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
ummm... id say 1, juz because when i wanna annoy someone that's what i do... but any of the other ones would annoy the hell out of me...Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
Lemme think..
102. Make an incredibly long list of annoying things to do so people can read it and try for themselves.
j/k.. I like them all!Which one of these are your favorite way to be annoying??? Star If You Like!!!?
You just gave me a 101 GREAT IDEAS!!!
THANKS!!!
How do I loosen the lowest bolt holding the battery when changing the battery in 95 chevy lumina?
I'm trying to change the battery myself but there is a brace holding the battery in (the battery is located under the windshield wiper fluid). There was a bolt at the top, which I got out, but there is another bolt almost at the bottom of the brace which is at the same level as the bottom of the battery. It's really hard to get at. Even a straight tool wasn't working for me because the hoses/wires that connect to the battery are really stiff and I couldn't get them out of the way enough to grab onto the top of the bolt. Thank you for any helpful suggestions!How do I loosen the lowest bolt holding the battery when changing the battery in 95 chevy lumina?
Get a 18%26quot; socket extension on a socket wrench to remove that bolt.How do I loosen the lowest bolt holding the battery when changing the battery in 95 chevy lumina?
just break it off man sorry keep trying but once you get it out leave it out you shouldnt be having a problem really most you can get a shocket on
Get a 18%26quot; socket extension on a socket wrench to remove that bolt.How do I loosen the lowest bolt holding the battery when changing the battery in 95 chevy lumina?
just break it off man sorry keep trying but once you get it out leave it out you shouldnt be having a problem really most you can get a shocket on
Math help # 2 (look below)?
Andrew's parents follow a regular schedule for taking care of the new car. They change the oil every 3,000 miles,rotate the tires every 10,000 miles and replace the windshield wipers every 15,000 miles.
How many miles will they first have to change the oil, rotate the tires and replace the windsheild wipers all at once
(please Explain)Math help 2 (look below)?
Find the LCM of (3000), (10,000) and (15,000)
This would be 30,000 milesMath help 2 (look below)?
30,000 miles. It is the least common multiple.Math help 2 (look below)?
30,000 miles because 15,000x2=30,000and 10,000x3=30,000and3,000x10=30,000. It can't be any lower than that because of the 15,000. This is also because 10,000 can not multiply a whole number and equal 15,000. I hope this helps you.with children relationship hair show
How many miles will they first have to change the oil, rotate the tires and replace the windsheild wipers all at once
(please Explain)Math help 2 (look below)?
Find the LCM of (3000), (10,000) and (15,000)
This would be 30,000 milesMath help 2 (look below)?
30,000 miles. It is the least common multiple.Math help 2 (look below)?
30,000 miles because 15,000x2=30,000and 10,000x3=30,000and3,000x10=30,000. It can't be any lower than that because of the 15,000. This is also because 10,000 can not multiply a whole number and equal 15,000. I hope this helps you.
101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce %26quot;no, wait, I messed it up,%26quot; and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off %26quot;in case the big one comes%26quot;.
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as %26quot;Feliz Navidad%26quot;, the Archies %26quot;Sugar%26quot; or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to %26quot;AaJohn Aaaaasmith%26quot; for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each %26quot;a.%26quot;
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your %26quot;superior mental processing.%26quot;
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant %26quot;swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!%26quot;
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your %26quot;imaginary friend.%26quot;
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about %26quot;psychological profiles.%26quot;
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a %26quot;magic picture.%26quot;
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate %26quot;crop circles%26quot; in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend %26quot;tricorder,%26quot; and %26quot;scan%26quot; people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
Hey BudQT These r grate ways 2 stay entertained! Move very close 2 others U don't no! Ask them truly personal questions!101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
Wow you must have a lot of fun at work101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
Liked 29 and 32.101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
I can't stop laughing. Thank you. I'm sending that to my sister. LOL!!101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
WOW! i actually read ALL of tghem!
63- My mom asks for the parsley ALL THE TIME!!!~
:-D101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
NICE %26amp; FUNNY!!!!101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
Some of those are pretty funny! I've actually done numbers 95, 90, 79, 76, 61, 54, 53, 52, 45, 34, 32, and 24 just to get on people's nerves. I guess that makes me weird! I thought numbers 23, 40, 100, and 84 sound pretty funny! I'll have to try them! lol!101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
Wow, long list! I've actually done a few of those annoying things but i never actually realized that it was anoying....well not until now anyway.101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
NICE!!!101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
that was good, I liked that101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
haha funny101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
OMG! Those are hysterical!!!!!!!!
I'm going to copy and paste that to one of my friends who will actually do some of those!!!!
Thanks for the laugh!101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
LOL
19 comes naturally.
Do you know my daughter?!?101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
lol101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
This is very cute. I've actually done some. Some on purpose some not.101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
its kinda long so i dont get a chance to read it sorry101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
Stop annoying me!!!
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write %26quot;for sensual massage.%26quot;
3. Specify that your drive-through order is %26quot;to go.%26quot;
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of %26quot;Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip...%26quot;
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. %26lt;
7. Speak only in a %26quot;robot%26quot; voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will %26quot;swipe your grub%26quot;.
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog %26quot;Dog.%26quot; 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions %26quot;to keep them tuned up.%26quot;
16. Reply to everything someone says with %26quot;that's what YOU think.%26quot;
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your %26quot;astronaut training.%26quot;
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for %26quot;violating your airspace%26quot;.
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a %26quot;real hoot.%26quot;
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and %26quot;cc:%26quot; them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a %26quot;spider person.%26quot;
26. Finish all your sentences with the words %26quot;in accordance with the prophesy.%26quot;
27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and %26quot;accidentally%26quot; flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you %26quot;like it that way.%26quot;
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a %26quot;croaking%26quot; noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of %26quot;Sweating to the Oldies%26quot; over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with %26quot;ooh la la!%26quot;
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write %26quot;X - BURIED TREASURE%26quot; in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: %26quot;Do you hear that?%26quot; %26quot;What?%26quot; %26quot;Never mind, its gone now.%26quot;
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as %26quot;Conquistador.%26quot;
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing %26quot;Jingle Bells, Batman smells%26quot; until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says %26quot;Magnificent One.%26quot;
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce %26quot;no, wait, I messed it up,%26quot; and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off %26quot;in case the big one comes%26quot;.
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as %26quot;Feliz Navidad%26quot;, the Archies %26quot;Sugar%26quot; or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to %26quot;AaJohn Aaaaasmith%26quot; for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each %26quot;a.%26quot;
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your %26quot;superior mental processing.%26quot;
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant %26quot;swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!%26quot;
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your %26quot;imaginary friend.%26quot;
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about %26quot;psychological profiles.%26quot;
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a %26quot;magic picture.%26quot;
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate %26quot;crop circles%26quot; in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend %26quot;tricorder,%26quot; and %26quot;scan%26quot; people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
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Liked 29 and 32.101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
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WOW! i actually read ALL of tghem!
63- My mom asks for the parsley ALL THE TIME!!!~
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Some of those are pretty funny! I've actually done numbers 95, 90, 79, 76, 61, 54, 53, 52, 45, 34, 32, and 24 just to get on people's nerves. I guess that makes me weird! I thought numbers 23, 40, 100, and 84 sound pretty funny! I'll have to try them! lol!101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
Wow, long list! I've actually done a few of those annoying things but i never actually realized that it was anoying....well not until now anyway.101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
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OMG! Those are hysterical!!!!!!!!
I'm going to copy and paste that to one of my friends who will actually do some of those!!!!
Thanks for the laugh!101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
LOL
19 comes naturally.
Do you know my daughter?!?101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
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This is very cute. I've actually done some. Some on purpose some not.101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
its kinda long so i dont get a chance to read it sorry101 ways to annoy someone (you have to read it all)?
Stop annoying me!!!
How much is this motorcycle worth?
2001 Honda Shadow 750
Black metallic paint.
2 Seats - One a low profile and the other is a cruiser seat
lowered 2.5 inches in the rear.
6 inch forward controls
Dyno Jet Stage 2 jets
open exhaust pipes.
Windshield
new battery
Runs a drives perfect, never laid down
Recent oil change
14K Miles
To see more pictures click the link below.
http://picasaweb.google.com/STKEMP/2001HondaShadow?feat=directlinkHow much is this motorcycle worth?
about $ 3,000 maybe $4,000How much is this motorcycle worth?
2,500 to 3,500 depending on what state you live in and how big the motorcycle community is in your area.
Black metallic paint.
2 Seats - One a low profile and the other is a cruiser seat
lowered 2.5 inches in the rear.
6 inch forward controls
Dyno Jet Stage 2 jets
open exhaust pipes.
Windshield
new battery
Runs a drives perfect, never laid down
Recent oil change
14K Miles
To see more pictures click the link below.
http://picasaweb.google.com/STKEMP/2001HondaShadow?feat=directlinkHow much is this motorcycle worth?
about $ 3,000 maybe $4,000How much is this motorcycle worth?
2,500 to 3,500 depending on what state you live in and how big the motorcycle community is in your area.
Why do people judge and expect explanations about things they are unfamiliar with?
I am child-free so I am used to being judged my new people that I meet and those that I work with. I often get asked if I have children, then I get told “that will change when you get to my age”. The funny thing is most people who say this are younger than I am.
I am very tall, and my head barely clears the top of most cars. When driving, I can not pull forward to the white line if I am in the first car stopped at a red light. If I do then I can not see the light change without ducking my head to see though the very top of the windshield. I think it pretty smart for a tall person to do so. I have been doing this for so long that I forgot the specific reason for it.
One of my co-workers must have been waiting at the red light on the other lane. He was talking to people about how I am rude at the light. Several people told me that “Mr Congeniality” was talking about my driving habit. I had to think about my reasoning, and explain why I do not pull up to the light. Now why should I have to explain myself to a short person who can never understand anyway?
The other day I drove myself and my cube-mate to lunch. Some new person who I really do not know went with us. She made a comment behind my back about how I was supposedly crazy because I have a pocket watch hanging inside my Jeep above the top of the windshield. Why could she not just ask me, or better yet not worry about the interior décor of my jeep? It happens to be there because I have to bend over and use my hand as a shade to see the clock on my CD player (no easy feat in heavy traffic). I can read the watch without even moving my head.Why do people judge and expect explanations about things they are unfamiliar with?
Dude, these people work in an office and spread their legs and crapped out crochfruit - THEY DON'T HAVE A FUTURE LIKE YOU DO! So, they want to make you feel %26quot;odd%26quot; %26quot;uncomfortable%26quot; %26quot;weird%26quot;.
It's effin High School all over again - the B.S. never ends.
If they ask you to explain.... X, Y or Z return their %26quot;what's wrong with you look%26quot; and ask them to explain why they pay $6.00 for Starbucks coffee when they can get it for free in the lunch room%26quot; or %26quot;why they have that stupid 'my kid is an honor student' bumper sticker on their car%26quot; or %26quot;why they think they are good parents by rewarding their children with a bag full of diabetes when they buy them M%26amp; M's%26quot; - Something to that effect.
That's what I do. I find it VERY effective!!!!!!!! As soon as you hit them back with that one time - they don't bother you again. I'll give you an example from my life:
I lost my hair from Cancer, and was wearing a wig. Very self concious about it. Some dense girl, whose mother never taught her any manners asks me %26quot;Is that you're real hair or a wig?%26quot; and I gave her a look and said %26quot;Are those you real breasts or implants?%26quot;
Enough said!Why do people judge and expect explanations about things they are unfamiliar with?
You have the extreme misfortune to have several dim-witted, shallow and uncultured people as coworkers.
You seem like a thoughtful fellow that has reasons for doing what you do.
Ignore those idiots.
Think about how tiny their lives have to be that they spend so much time in wasted gossip.
Pity them if you must, but I recommend ignoring them altogether.
I am very tall, and my head barely clears the top of most cars. When driving, I can not pull forward to the white line if I am in the first car stopped at a red light. If I do then I can not see the light change without ducking my head to see though the very top of the windshield. I think it pretty smart for a tall person to do so. I have been doing this for so long that I forgot the specific reason for it.
One of my co-workers must have been waiting at the red light on the other lane. He was talking to people about how I am rude at the light. Several people told me that “Mr Congeniality” was talking about my driving habit. I had to think about my reasoning, and explain why I do not pull up to the light. Now why should I have to explain myself to a short person who can never understand anyway?
The other day I drove myself and my cube-mate to lunch. Some new person who I really do not know went with us. She made a comment behind my back about how I was supposedly crazy because I have a pocket watch hanging inside my Jeep above the top of the windshield. Why could she not just ask me, or better yet not worry about the interior décor of my jeep? It happens to be there because I have to bend over and use my hand as a shade to see the clock on my CD player (no easy feat in heavy traffic). I can read the watch without even moving my head.Why do people judge and expect explanations about things they are unfamiliar with?
Dude, these people work in an office and spread their legs and crapped out crochfruit - THEY DON'T HAVE A FUTURE LIKE YOU DO! So, they want to make you feel %26quot;odd%26quot; %26quot;uncomfortable%26quot; %26quot;weird%26quot;.
It's effin High School all over again - the B.S. never ends.
If they ask you to explain.... X, Y or Z return their %26quot;what's wrong with you look%26quot; and ask them to explain why they pay $6.00 for Starbucks coffee when they can get it for free in the lunch room%26quot; or %26quot;why they have that stupid 'my kid is an honor student' bumper sticker on their car%26quot; or %26quot;why they think they are good parents by rewarding their children with a bag full of diabetes when they buy them M%26amp; M's%26quot; - Something to that effect.
That's what I do. I find it VERY effective!!!!!!!! As soon as you hit them back with that one time - they don't bother you again. I'll give you an example from my life:
I lost my hair from Cancer, and was wearing a wig. Very self concious about it. Some dense girl, whose mother never taught her any manners asks me %26quot;Is that you're real hair or a wig?%26quot; and I gave her a look and said %26quot;Are those you real breasts or implants?%26quot;
Enough said!Why do people judge and expect explanations about things they are unfamiliar with?
You have the extreme misfortune to have several dim-witted, shallow and uncultured people as coworkers.
You seem like a thoughtful fellow that has reasons for doing what you do.
Ignore those idiots.
Think about how tiny their lives have to be that they spend so much time in wasted gossip.
Pity them if you must, but I recommend ignoring them altogether.
How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
it's over I've accepted it, yet he shows up where i hang out, he makes it clear to my sister that he hates my guts, we have to work together three days a week, i avoid him as much as i can, last week, i'm hanging out with my friends, he shows up, ask the bartender to change the music, he knew i was playing, later him and his brother walk out with food to go, and lo and behold when i go out later to my car there is catsup smeared on my windshield.
He walked up to two of my friends to inform them he was going to a wedding where i knew one of his ex's would be, just wanted them to know he would be hanging out with her, why should I care.
I'm not sure where all this anger is coming from, but what if it gets worse.How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
Ask him to stop. If he doesn't put a restraining order on him.How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
call the cops, sweetie and report that he is harrassing you! Take a stand and mean it..........if you are serious!How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
ignore him. Dont let him see that he is getting to you, pissing you off. It sounds like he wants to piss you off and cause you pain. If you act like you dont care, it wont fuel his fire. Good luckHow do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
Keep records of what he's doing. When you have sufficient evidence, you can have him arrested for stalking. Also, if he hurts you, you can get an order of protection against him.How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
Call the cops and just ignore the childish behaviour.How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
YOU CANT find a NEW BF or GF o.k.How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
You should have some really big men beat him up especially brothers, cousins, friends. Also try a restraining order.How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
He's immature. And I think the catsup stunt is illegal. Something like malicious vandalism to personal property. I wouldn't sue him over the catsup stunt. He's a child %26amp; will probably get distracted soon and do other childish things elsewhere. Act like he's not bothering you. He's only doing it to bother you. If it doesn't bother you, he'll move on to other moronic behaviors eventually, maybe soon.How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
simple. you can't. if he cares enough he'll stop on his own try ignoring himHow do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
Men are such little boys.They don't particularly like been dumped.
To be honest, it makes them look stupid with there mates.
There could be alittle stalking about to happen as well. If the situation got out of hand, youmay need to leave you job and acquire another elsewhere, if thats possible.How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
I bet if you stopped sleepin with his friends it mite help !How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
He knows it bothers u so if u try and act like it dont maybe he will back off... Plus hes just inmature....
He walked up to two of my friends to inform them he was going to a wedding where i knew one of his ex's would be, just wanted them to know he would be hanging out with her, why should I care.
I'm not sure where all this anger is coming from, but what if it gets worse.How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
Ask him to stop. If he doesn't put a restraining order on him.How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
call the cops, sweetie and report that he is harrassing you! Take a stand and mean it..........if you are serious!How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
ignore him. Dont let him see that he is getting to you, pissing you off. It sounds like he wants to piss you off and cause you pain. If you act like you dont care, it wont fuel his fire. Good luckHow do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
Keep records of what he's doing. When you have sufficient evidence, you can have him arrested for stalking. Also, if he hurts you, you can get an order of protection against him.How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
Call the cops and just ignore the childish behaviour.How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
YOU CANT find a NEW BF or GF o.k.How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
You should have some really big men beat him up especially brothers, cousins, friends. Also try a restraining order.How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
He's immature. And I think the catsup stunt is illegal. Something like malicious vandalism to personal property. I wouldn't sue him over the catsup stunt. He's a child %26amp; will probably get distracted soon and do other childish things elsewhere. Act like he's not bothering you. He's only doing it to bother you. If it doesn't bother you, he'll move on to other moronic behaviors eventually, maybe soon.How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
simple. you can't. if he cares enough he'll stop on his own try ignoring himHow do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
Men are such little boys.They don't particularly like been dumped.
To be honest, it makes them look stupid with there mates.
There could be alittle stalking about to happen as well. If the situation got out of hand, youmay need to leave you job and acquire another elsewhere, if thats possible.How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
I bet if you stopped sleepin with his friends it mite help !How do i get my ex to quit being a jerk?
He knows it bothers u so if u try and act like it dont maybe he will back off... Plus hes just inmature....
Please help me with momentum problem?
A stationary 0.1-g fly encounters the windshield of a 1400-kg automobile traveling at 120 km/h. (a) What is the magnitude of change in momentum of the car due to the fly? (b) What is the magnitude of change of momentum of the fly due to the car? (c) Approximately how many flies does it take to reduce the car's speed by 1 km/h?
For a), I got that
0.1g/1000g=0.0001kg
0.0001kg*120km/hr=0.12kg*km/hr
But I don't know how to get b and c...Please help me with momentum problem?
a) You didn't make any reference to the mass of the car. The original momentum of the car is now that of the car plus the flysplat on the window.
Let the speed of the (car+ flysplat) be v, where v = 120km/h - 鈭?v. Then
1400*120 = (1400 + 0.0001)*v = (1400.0001)*(120 - 鈭?v),
while the car's new momentum is 1400*v.
Since the change in mass is so small, It seems reasonable to approximate 鈭?v, rather than trying obtain it to some ridiculous level of precision beyond many of our calculators! That %26quot;approximate%26quot; 鈭?v then will be given by
鈭?v / 120km/h = 0.0001/1400 = 7.143... x 10^(-8)
So, the FRACTIONAL LOSS of momentum by the car is
~ 7.143... x 10^(-8) of its original momentum, or
0.012kg*km/h in rather bizarre units.
[Ah, now I see what you did. In what you claimed was your part (a), you actually worked out (b), the change in momentum of the FLY (not the car) with the ASSUMPTION that the car + flysplat would STILL be moving at exactly 120km/h AFTER the splatting had occurred. (The momentum changes to car and fly separately will of course be equal and opposite.) In fact, your assumption has the same minute error in it that I was prepared to accept in my approach because bothering about the correction to IT seemed absolutely nit-picking. Then my answer to part (a) should have had PRECISELY the same magnitude as your answer to part (b). So why do they appear to differ by a factor of 10? --- Because YOU dropped a power of 10 when multiplying 0.0001 [= 10^(-4)] and 120 [= 1.2*10^2]. The answer should have been 1.2 * 10^(-2) = 0.012, not your result of 0.12.]
b) As already explained, this part IS (very closely) exactly what you worked out. But whether you're working out a) or b) most directly, the OTHER can be obtained simply from the principle that the two of them MUST be equal in magnitude, if opposite in sign!
c) If ONE FLY reduces the speed of the car by a fraction
7.143... x 10^(-8),
then to reduce it by a fraction 1/120 (since 1km/h is 1/120 * 120km/h) will require
1/120 * [7.143... x 10^(-8)]^(-1) flies = 1.4 x 10^7 / 120 flies
= 1.167... x 10^5 flies.
(A more accurate calculation shows that it should take
1.4 x 10^7 / 119 flies = 1.176... x 10^5 flies, so the difference is still very small between the approximate and more exact result. By the way, 'Helmut,' below, dropped the 119 divisor; that's why he simply got the result 1.4 x 10^7 !)
In either case, that's going to be one fairly filthy windshield/windscreen, by the time the car has slowed down 1km/h due to this effect!
Live long and prosperPlease help me with momentum problem?
You're most welcome. Thank you for your appreciation.
(1400 kg)(120 km/hr) + (0.0001kg)(0 km/hr) = (1400.0001)v
v = (1400)(120)/1400.0001) 鈮?119.99999 14285 72040
a) for the car, 鈭唒 鈮?- 0.01199 99991 42857
b) for the fly, 鈭唒 鈮?0.01199 99991 42857
c) (1400 kg)(120 km/hr) + n(0.0001kg)(0 km/hr) = (1400 + n(0.0001))(119)
n = 1400(120 - 119)/0.0001
n 鈮?14,000,000 fliesschool myspace black hair
For a), I got that
0.1g/1000g=0.0001kg
0.0001kg*120km/hr=0.12kg*km/hr
But I don't know how to get b and c...Please help me with momentum problem?
a) You didn't make any reference to the mass of the car. The original momentum of the car is now that of the car plus the flysplat on the window.
Let the speed of the (car+ flysplat) be v, where v = 120km/h - 鈭?v. Then
1400*120 = (1400 + 0.0001)*v = (1400.0001)*(120 - 鈭?v),
while the car's new momentum is 1400*v.
Since the change in mass is so small, It seems reasonable to approximate 鈭?v, rather than trying obtain it to some ridiculous level of precision beyond many of our calculators! That %26quot;approximate%26quot; 鈭?v then will be given by
鈭?v / 120km/h = 0.0001/1400 = 7.143... x 10^(-8)
So, the FRACTIONAL LOSS of momentum by the car is
~ 7.143... x 10^(-8) of its original momentum, or
0.012kg*km/h in rather bizarre units.
[Ah, now I see what you did. In what you claimed was your part (a), you actually worked out (b), the change in momentum of the FLY (not the car) with the ASSUMPTION that the car + flysplat would STILL be moving at exactly 120km/h AFTER the splatting had occurred. (The momentum changes to car and fly separately will of course be equal and opposite.) In fact, your assumption has the same minute error in it that I was prepared to accept in my approach because bothering about the correction to IT seemed absolutely nit-picking. Then my answer to part (a) should have had PRECISELY the same magnitude as your answer to part (b). So why do they appear to differ by a factor of 10? --- Because YOU dropped a power of 10 when multiplying 0.0001 [= 10^(-4)] and 120 [= 1.2*10^2]. The answer should have been 1.2 * 10^(-2) = 0.012, not your result of 0.12.]
b) As already explained, this part IS (very closely) exactly what you worked out. But whether you're working out a) or b) most directly, the OTHER can be obtained simply from the principle that the two of them MUST be equal in magnitude, if opposite in sign!
c) If ONE FLY reduces the speed of the car by a fraction
7.143... x 10^(-8),
then to reduce it by a fraction 1/120 (since 1km/h is 1/120 * 120km/h) will require
1/120 * [7.143... x 10^(-8)]^(-1) flies = 1.4 x 10^7 / 120 flies
= 1.167... x 10^5 flies.
(A more accurate calculation shows that it should take
1.4 x 10^7 / 119 flies = 1.176... x 10^5 flies, so the difference is still very small between the approximate and more exact result. By the way, 'Helmut,' below, dropped the 119 divisor; that's why he simply got the result 1.4 x 10^7 !)
In either case, that's going to be one fairly filthy windshield/windscreen, by the time the car has slowed down 1km/h due to this effect!
Live long and prosperPlease help me with momentum problem?
You're most welcome. Thank you for your appreciation.
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Please help me with momentum problem?(1400 kg)(120 km/hr) + (0.0001kg)(0 km/hr) = (1400.0001)v
v = (1400)(120)/1400.0001) 鈮?119.99999 14285 72040
a) for the car, 鈭唒 鈮?- 0.01199 99991 42857
b) for the fly, 鈭唒 鈮?0.01199 99991 42857
c) (1400 kg)(120 km/hr) + n(0.0001kg)(0 km/hr) = (1400 + n(0.0001))(119)
n = 1400(120 - 119)/0.0001
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Is this insurance fraud? If so, how likely am I to be found out/punished for it?
Three months ago, in the dead of winter, my windshield cracked because of the extreme and rapid changes in temperature. At the time, I wasn't covered for glass damage by my insurance package. It's time for me to renew now (I buy insurance in 6-month blocks online) and I need to get my state inspection sticker by August. So, if I renew my insurance now and add glass, then claim the cracked windshield in two months and then get my inspection sticker, will the insurance company be wise to my fraud? Is this even fraud? What chances do I have of getting the inspection sticker if I don't replace the windshield, which has a crack that runs across the entire width of the glass?Is this insurance fraud? If so, how likely am I to be found out/punished for it?
This, unfortunately, is insurance fraud.
Of course, the honesty and integrity of the insurance agency is questionable in and of itself, so my guess would be that they'd simply be upset that you beat them at their own game. Even if you did get glass coverage, you would still be stuck paying the deductible, so you're better off just going about this honestly; skip the glass coverage, get the cheapest window you can find, get your sticker, go on your merry way.Is this insurance fraud? If so, how likely am I to be found out/punished for it?
Yes, it's insurance fraud.
Dollars to donuts, if you all of a sudden add glass coverage, and then file a glass claim, the company's going to investigate that.
You're not going to pass inspection without that windshield being replaced.
BUT. Plan B. You will have a DEDUCTIBLE for glass, usually it's $250. That means, the first $250 of cost, you have to pay for, ANYWAY. So, if you call a junkyard, ask how much for them to give you a used windshield, and see if they'll install it. Usually, you can find one, installed, for under $150.Is this insurance fraud? If so, how likely am I to be found out/punished for it?
Yes
It is insurance fraud.
Yes it is a crime.
Yes it is the same as stealing from everyone here on YA. We have to pay higher insurance premiums because of crooks like you.
So, I'd do the responsible thing and just pay out of pocket to replace the windshield. I don't recommend committing insurance fraud.Is this insurance fraud? If so, how likely am I to be found out/punished for it?
Yes it's fraud, I think you knew that and were just hoping it wasn't really weren't you ?
Will you get found out ?
Who can say... probably not, I dare say the guy fixes the screen can tell it's an old crack... but let's be honest there's little incentive on his part to tell your insurer he just wants the job.
Thing is you have to weigh up what will happen if you do get found out e.g. possible criminal record and refused insurance (or very high costs) in the future v the price of a new windscreen and ask yoru self... is it worth that gamble.
Only you and your conscience can decide that
This, unfortunately, is insurance fraud.
Of course, the honesty and integrity of the insurance agency is questionable in and of itself, so my guess would be that they'd simply be upset that you beat them at their own game. Even if you did get glass coverage, you would still be stuck paying the deductible, so you're better off just going about this honestly; skip the glass coverage, get the cheapest window you can find, get your sticker, go on your merry way.Is this insurance fraud? If so, how likely am I to be found out/punished for it?
Yes, it's insurance fraud.
Dollars to donuts, if you all of a sudden add glass coverage, and then file a glass claim, the company's going to investigate that.
You're not going to pass inspection without that windshield being replaced.
BUT. Plan B. You will have a DEDUCTIBLE for glass, usually it's $250. That means, the first $250 of cost, you have to pay for, ANYWAY. So, if you call a junkyard, ask how much for them to give you a used windshield, and see if they'll install it. Usually, you can find one, installed, for under $150.Is this insurance fraud? If so, how likely am I to be found out/punished for it?
Yes
It is insurance fraud.
Yes it is a crime.
Yes it is the same as stealing from everyone here on YA. We have to pay higher insurance premiums because of crooks like you.
So, I'd do the responsible thing and just pay out of pocket to replace the windshield. I don't recommend committing insurance fraud.Is this insurance fraud? If so, how likely am I to be found out/punished for it?
Yes it's fraud, I think you knew that and were just hoping it wasn't really weren't you ?
Will you get found out ?
Who can say... probably not, I dare say the guy fixes the screen can tell it's an old crack... but let's be honest there's little incentive on his part to tell your insurer he just wants the job.
Thing is you have to weigh up what will happen if you do get found out e.g. possible criminal record and refused insurance (or very high costs) in the future v the price of a new windscreen and ask yoru self... is it worth that gamble.
Only you and your conscience can decide that
Fighting a traffic ticket?
I was given a ticket for %26quot;change lanes not in safety%26quot;. The road conditions were poor as two other vehicles lost control on the same stretch of hwy. I had a transport truck in the right lane, myself and the car in front of me in the left lane. I could not see the shoulder due to the transport truck.
The truck then changed to my lane and the car in front of me, changed to the right lane and sped past the truck. My car being low to the ground and the road being wet, my windshield was being caked by back splash from the truck. I changed to the right lane and at that point noticed an officer with a tow truck and the arrow pointing to move to the left.
I tried to get back in behind the truck, but my tire hit a slick spot and my car went sideways. I managed to pull the car off the road with no collision involved.
Officer yelled at me that I had more than enough time to change lanes and gave me a ticket for %26quot;change lanes not in safety%26quot;. $110
This is my first ticket in 12 years and I have been told that I will gain two demerit points due to it. I contacted POINTTs and they suggested going to trial. I have never done this before and don't know what is involved in with going to court.
are there court fees? How much? Is it worth fighting?
Any help would be appreciated!Fighting a traffic ticket?
I don't care what anybody else tells you, however, it would never hurt you to explain to the judge the circumstances that existed.
The officer may have been concerned that you came close to hitting him...this upsets all officers and anybody else on the side of the road!
As another already stated...get photographs of the area to show the court what you saw.
Judges understand unusual circumstances along with people taking the time to show up in court versus just sending in the fine!
Judges can also most often than not see through the excuses some people use.
Be polite, presentable in appearance, give only the facts and you may be surprised in a good way!Fighting a traffic ticket?
You won't win with that story. I read %26quot;I could not see so I changed lanes%26quot;. That would be an unsafe lane change by definition.Fighting a traffic ticket?
I went to traffic court in California and won. However, several people before me lost. I had photos of the area I got the ticket and and a witness who was in the car with me. The problem is that the law says you need to drive according to %26quot;conditions%26quot; and the weather conditions at the time were bad so the officer can say you should have been traveling slower. Trial is a different issue from traffic court. If you are seriously considering a trial please check with a lawyer specializing in traffic violations. It won't be cheap but they are worth the money if you need to get this ticket off of your record.Fighting a traffic ticket?
It's not worth it to go fight it for the amount and the points assessed. If you were low on points or the fine was higher, you would have a reasonably good chance of getting the fine reduced and the points set aside, but your time and energy are better spent doing something else.
If it really really bothers you and you have the free time to go to court, you are correct in thinking the risk would be additional court costs, but your story sounds reasonable enough to me if there was snow on the road, but not if it was just rain. If it was snow, I can see the commissioner or judge reducing the fine and points. But with rain, I doubt it, so its just not worth the hassle.
This is a situation where you are benefiting from a good driving record. You can afford to take the points and just chalk it up to a stressed out cop in a bad mood.
The truck then changed to my lane and the car in front of me, changed to the right lane and sped past the truck. My car being low to the ground and the road being wet, my windshield was being caked by back splash from the truck. I changed to the right lane and at that point noticed an officer with a tow truck and the arrow pointing to move to the left.
I tried to get back in behind the truck, but my tire hit a slick spot and my car went sideways. I managed to pull the car off the road with no collision involved.
Officer yelled at me that I had more than enough time to change lanes and gave me a ticket for %26quot;change lanes not in safety%26quot;. $110
This is my first ticket in 12 years and I have been told that I will gain two demerit points due to it. I contacted POINTTs and they suggested going to trial. I have never done this before and don't know what is involved in with going to court.
are there court fees? How much? Is it worth fighting?
Any help would be appreciated!Fighting a traffic ticket?
I don't care what anybody else tells you, however, it would never hurt you to explain to the judge the circumstances that existed.
The officer may have been concerned that you came close to hitting him...this upsets all officers and anybody else on the side of the road!
As another already stated...get photographs of the area to show the court what you saw.
Judges understand unusual circumstances along with people taking the time to show up in court versus just sending in the fine!
Judges can also most often than not see through the excuses some people use.
Be polite, presentable in appearance, give only the facts and you may be surprised in a good way!Fighting a traffic ticket?
You won't win with that story. I read %26quot;I could not see so I changed lanes%26quot;. That would be an unsafe lane change by definition.Fighting a traffic ticket?
I went to traffic court in California and won. However, several people before me lost. I had photos of the area I got the ticket and and a witness who was in the car with me. The problem is that the law says you need to drive according to %26quot;conditions%26quot; and the weather conditions at the time were bad so the officer can say you should have been traveling slower. Trial is a different issue from traffic court. If you are seriously considering a trial please check with a lawyer specializing in traffic violations. It won't be cheap but they are worth the money if you need to get this ticket off of your record.Fighting a traffic ticket?
It's not worth it to go fight it for the amount and the points assessed. If you were low on points or the fine was higher, you would have a reasonably good chance of getting the fine reduced and the points set aside, but your time and energy are better spent doing something else.
If it really really bothers you and you have the free time to go to court, you are correct in thinking the risk would be additional court costs, but your story sounds reasonable enough to me if there was snow on the road, but not if it was just rain. If it was snow, I can see the commissioner or judge reducing the fine and points. But with rain, I doubt it, so its just not worth the hassle.
This is a situation where you are benefiting from a good driving record. You can afford to take the points and just chalk it up to a stressed out cop in a bad mood.
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